April 3, 2006

• Big news people, the Simpsons movie is FINALLY going to come out, July
  27, 2007!!! I'm gonna take the day off work. Its going to be one of the
  most anticipated movies of all time. Shit, they have been talking about
  this thing since I was in high school.

  As if we needed even more proof that George W Bush is one of the worst
  president's in American history, I read in the Chicago Tribune today
  that for more than half of his first term, the Intelligence Oversight
  Board had no members because Bush did not appoint ANYONE to it. Now, I
  don't know enough about what the Board does, but something tells me
  this is a pretty important board, especially in this day and age. What
  is so frustrating and just like everything else he fucks up, he will be
  allowed to get away with it. Sure, it will be a story for a couple of
  weeks, but soon, it will go away and be forgotten because the Democrats
  are too pussy to do anything about it and the media is too scared of
  the President to investigate it any further. Bush's presidency is now
  way past the point of being bad, its even well past the point in which
  his incompetence is a danger to the country. Still, it is amazing that
  each week, there seems to be something else that comes along and is a
  black eye on his presidency. And I don't want to hear the right saying
  that this is the liberal media only pointing out his negative, I read
  this in the Chicago Tribune for Shit's sake, a very Republican
  newspaper. Impeachment is a great idea, but probably won't happen (at
  least not until the Dems take back Congress) but what about a recall
  election? Shit, remember in California a few years ago when their gov
  was losing support and they had a recall election? Well, why not do
  that for the president?

  So, with that, I will leave you all with a funny Top 10 list I saw on Letterman

  Top Ten Things Overheard During George W. Bush's Trip
  To Cancun

  10. "Feels great to get away after three straight weeks of work"

  9. "As president of the United States, I pledge to do whatever's
  necessary to help the Cancunians!"

  8. "Couldn't we have stayed home and gone to Chi-Chi's?"

  7. "Cozumel? Isn't that the chick I made Secretary of State?"

  6. "When do I get to meet Zorro?"

  5. "Holy crap, how'd they move these pyramids from Egypt?"

  4. "I'll have a non-alcoholic pina colada...just kidding, juice me up,
  Pepe!"

  3. "NAFTA? Don't they make auto parts?"

  2. "Secret service! He's choking on a nacho"

  1. "Once you get a little buzz going, my poll numbers don't look so
  bad"

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