May 8, 2006

  • So, a bank within walking distance of my work was robbed today and
    according to rumors at work (which may or may not have been true) it
    was complete with hostages and whatnot. Now, first of all, the whole
    thought of a bank robbery in this day and age cracks me up. Can't these
    damn people find a way to do this online, shit, everything else in the
    world you could do online, why not rob a bank? I mean, walking into a
    bank to rob it is so 1920s. One would think that it would be easier to
    rob a bank online as opposed to in person. Think about it, you pretty
    much just need to find a way to hack into the banks system and go from
    there, there is no need for a gun or a drawn out stand off. And, how
    could one rob a bank without getting caught? 40 years ago you walk into
    a bank and tell everybody to get down on the floor. Nowadays you
    first have to yell at everybody to hang up their cell phones and give
    them to
    you, meanwhile the people behind the counter are busy pressing the
    police button. And somebody could be hiding their cell phone, text
    messaging to their friends "Yo, Tommy, the bank I'm in is being
    robbed. Quick, we need help! Call FOX and have them send a camera for
    their newest reality show. Oh, and if you have time, call the cops."
    People need to think of these things, which is why it is so much
    simpler to do it online. Its quicker, less violent and you don't even
    have to get dressed. Imagine, stealing 1.5 mil from a bank without even
    putting on your pants? Now, that's where its at. Anywho, for those of
    you that aren't long time readers, I wrote criminals a while back, here
    is a repeat of that post:
    "

    Sunday, August 22, 2004
    You know, I just thought of something. Why is it, when people go
    to rob a bank, they always walk in and make an announcement "Everybody, this is
    a robbery!". Why do they have to announce it? How bad of a robber are you, if
    when you walk in, people don't know that you are there to rob the place? When
    people want to kill people, they don't shout out "this is a murder." Or if
    somebody is going to commit arson, they don't walk up and make an announcement
    "Listen up everybody, this is an arson." Seems to me that one would not want to
    attract attention to the illegal activity in which they are performing. Why not
    just say "Freeze! Give me all of your money!" I mean, I think people would get
    the picture. Instead, they announce the crime in which they are committing. I
    just don't get it.

    That's all for now people. Have a nice day and I hope you enjoyed the
    Xanga flashback, which was so much more pleasant than my cousin's acid
    flashbacks.

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