August 31, 2006
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All right, this news is too exciting and great not to share, but for
those you that read this that actually know me and my family, please
don’t say anything………at least, not yet.A couple of weeks ago, I got a phone call from Dave and the conversation went something like this:
Dave: “HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES!!!”
Me: “What? Do you have four of a kind?” (that’s Mike and Dave lingo for somebody is pregnant)
Dave: “Uhhhhh, yeah!!!”
Me: “Who? Is Kelli pregnant?”
Dave: “No”
Me: ” Steve Rice?”
Dave: “No”
Me: “Your brother?”
Dave: “No, not my brother.”
Me: “Holy shit, Mark is going to have another kid!”Flash foward to tonight. I get home and Mark is there. He has a couple of shots from the ultra sound.
Me: “Oh, cool the ultra sound.”
I have never been too excited about ultra sounds. I can never see shit.
John: “Uh, take another look at it.”
Me: “NO FUCKING WAY, SHE IS HAVING TWINS!!!!!”I was blown away by this. People always say that twins won’t have
twins, yet my very own twin brother has managed to impregnate his wife
with twins. I couldn’t be anymore excited. I mean, fucking twins. If my
mom were around, she would be sooooo excited. On the other hand, holy
shit, twins………….just how the fuck are they going to afford that?Anywho, Mark plans to tell all the guys at our guys night on Saturday, so please, keep a lid on it!!!
Comments (3)
Thats why there are UNCLES!!
i thought twins were more likely to have twins
Nope, daddy passes down the identical twin gene down to his daughter, she to her sons, and back and forth like that. Fraternal twins run the materlineal line and skips every other generation. The older a woman is when she gets pregnant, the more likely twins will occur.
Of course mother natural sometimes has her own plans, in which case 2 are more than double work of one. Congratulations!!