November 13, 2006

  • Just when I thought I was getting good at picking football games, I have a disastrous week that sees my lead shrink from 25 points to at the least, 12 points, pending the outcome of tonight's game (FUCK YOU, Carolina Panthers! I should have learned from Keith, who had faith in them too many times!). To add insult to an already shitty situation, I lost all 3 fantasy games this week It was a tough football week, although on the plus side, the Bears won.

    Mark is currently on vacation in Florida. Anywho, last night I sent him a text message telling him that the Cubs had resigned Aramis Ramirez and Kerry Wood. My exact, brief message was "Ramirez and Wood resign". I got a response back from Amy saying "Mark is currently too drunk to respond." A few minutes later, I get a phone call from his dumb ass asking "Did Wood and Ramirez resign from the Cubs?" What a dumbass. These are 2 young baseball players who happen to be free agents, why would they resign? And if they had quit, I wouldn't say they resigned, but I would have said they retired. Players don't resign. They retire. So, to really add to it, when I was watching the game last night with some of his friends (Rusty, Wes, and Brian to name a few) I had them all send Mark text messages about people resigning, like Thomas Jones (Bears running back), George Bush, and Mark Grace (first, we said he signed on to become a broadcaster and then resigned).

    Some asshole broke into Randy's truck. And just Randy's luck, they didn't steal the damn thing! Of course, maybe they tried to steal it and it wouldn't start.