November 17, 2006

• I had a busy few days and its only going to get busier the next couple of days. Not that I'm complaining, I don't mind it at all. Wednesday night was friends Thanksgiving shopping with Dave. Shopping with Dave is usually pretty goofy and takes a long time, but for some reason, it was kinda quick and ungoofy this year. Ungoofy.............that's not a word, is it? Last night was even more busy. I played basketball with some guys from work. I had lots of fun, I love playing, except that most of the time, I suck. And this time was no exception. The first team we played barely beat us. The second team, however, gave us a swift ass kicking. It was over pretty quick. We played them again a short while later and although it was a closer game, we still lost. What really pissed me off was that there was this guy who was a lot bigger than me. Ok, not just bigger, but much better than me too. As it turns out, there came a point in the game when I had to guard him. I was all up in his face playing the tough "D" which is my strong suit and he started laughing. Or at least, trying hard not to laugh. This pissed me off and I wanted to say something to him, but thought the better of it. No need to get into a fight over something stupid like that. Anyway, later on in the game, I found myself guarding him again. He faked a shot and I jumped at him to try to block it and as soon as I came down, he shot the ball and it went right the fuck in to end the damn game. How humiliating.

  Today, I had a a dentist appointment to replace a tooth. I was told that it could last up to 4 hours, if you could believe that.Right now, they were just doing some impressions and shaving of the other teeth around the replaced tooth. Of course, they gave me novacaine which, I'm not kidding about this, is always fun. It reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld when Kramer goes to the Mel Torme thing because the one dude thinks he is retarded. Its the Jimmy episode, quite possibly my favorite episode of all time. What I find crazy about me going to the dentist is that I'm completely comfortable there. And this is coming from a guy that is scared of everything. For example, I can't have blood taken from my arm. In fact, I would rather have it out of anywhere but my arm. I once walked out of a doctor's office because of it and never went back to that doctor. I know, that is completely neurotic, but what can I say. I'm also petrified of heights and flying. Huge fear of vomit and throwing up...........not from the flying or heights, the vomit thing is a totally different phobia. Also, I've got the shy bladder, I can't make in a public bathroom with other people in it. Shit, I'm revealing WAY too many of my irrational and whacky fears. But, its all to prove a point. I'm afraid of all of that (among other things), and yet, the one thing that more people fear I have no problem with. I know it makes no sense, but what can I say, I've always been............a tad bit different if you will.

  I was at the store today when some paramedics pulled up. It is just me, or are paramedics fucking hot. And not just hot, but like SMOKING. Now, I don't mean firemen. I mean, paramedics, the dudes that drive the ambulance. Its crazy how fucking hot they are. I mean, hot fucking damn. HUBBA HUBBA!!!!! Makes me want to run out and eat myself into a heart attack just so that they can come out, tear open my shirt in a hot way and pound on my chest for 35 minutes. Ok, now I need a cold shower.

  • 4:45 pm
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