December 27, 2006

• We have a new security guard that started at work, and he is fucking hot as hell. The only thing that doesn’t look good is his lame ass long sideburns. What the fuck are these guys thinking anyways? They look ridiculous with sideburns. Anywho, he is obviously straight, but just once, I would like to be wrong about a guy being straight, as opposed to my usual being wrong about a guy being gay. Let me explain, normally, when I think a guy is gay he turns out straight. Well, why can’t a guy I assume is straight turn out to be gay?

  One thing I forgot about the weekend is that Addison keeps calling everybody and everything mom. I guess that’s the way it goes when your vocabulary is limited to about 10 words. Still, its funny to see her point to Mark and say “mom” or point to a ball and say “mom”. At least, she was like that on Saturday and Sunday. By Monday night, however, she had received so many Elmo things that mom started to be replaced with Elmo.

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