January 3, 2007

• I was watching a thing today on the National Geographic channel about how we had Bin Laden cornered back in December of 2001 and how he got away. It was pretty interesting but also made me very angry at the same time. We had him cornered in Tora Bora (its in Afghanistan near the Pakistani boarder) and the popular theory is that he he literally, walked away. See, the problem seems to be that we enlisted the help of some Afghan warlords and one of them was guarding the boarder of Tora Bora and Pakistan. The warlord was paid big bucks by the US to not let him escape. He was said to be a former Bin Laden associate who had flipped to the other side, but they think he was sympathetic to Bin Laden's cause and Bin Laden also offered him money to let him escape. Also, from what this special says, we did not send nearly enough troops into Afghanistan. When the Russians went into Afghanistan back in the 1980s, they sent a lot of troops and had a high causality rate and we did not want to have the same thing happen to us. But, see, this is where we went wrong, after all, we had every justification to go in there, if we lose lots of troops, its for a just cause. A part of me wants to believe that Bush didn't want to catch him just yet, so that he can use not catching him as an excuse to go into Iraq. Obviously, that's a pretty big accusation, but honestly, it seems like it could be accurate. I mean, there is no reason why we should not have caught him. And now, more than 5 years later, he is still free and we are not outraged as I say we should be. People, including the government, have forgotten about him. That is such a grave injustice that he is not only free, but also forgotten. I want to keep reminding people that he is free and hope to spark some sort of outrage at this fact.

  Once again people, its time for another edition of "PAT ROBERTSON SAYS THE DUMBEST THINGS!" Its seems that once again, God has chosen to speak through Pat. Turns out, God told him that a terrorist attack on the US would result in mass killing late in 2007. Here is what he said: "I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear. The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that." Ok Pat, so how exactly does God talk to you? Does he call you on the phone in the dead of the night? Perhaps you have a monthly meeting scheduled with him to discuss all sorts of whacked out jib jab. But it seems to me that if he is going to tell you such a thing, perhaps you should have a follow up question, you know, kind of like "who, where and how". Maybe you were to busy squinting to come up with a follow up question. But I'm just saying, if you know more, you should come forward, why keep us all in suspense. You also pointed out that when it comes to your predictions, "I have a relatively good track record. Sometimes I miss." Are you saying God lies to you or God is wrong? Something tells me that God wouldn't do either, in fact, something tells me that God isn't the one that is lying at all. Oh Pat, something tells me this is going to be a huge year for you saying stupid shit.

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