January 4, 2007

• Check this shit out, its totally fucked up:

  http://news.yahoo.com/s/csm/20070103/wl_csm/okimeologyx

  It turns out North Korean dictator Kim Jong II might have a little bit of an ego problem. They are spending 40% of the nation's budget on deification. The country is trying to come up with more ways to make him appear to be God to the people of North Korea. Shit, 40%, what the fuck, does the guy have a tiny penis and needs to compensate by making himself out to be a God? I mean, he already has some fucked up hair and wears those stupid ass huge ass glasses. And from what I hear, he is quite short, only like 5'3 (not that I'm some sort of giant), but aren't Gods supposed to be tall and built with perfect hair and no need for glasses? Just reading that article, its easy to see how the whole damn country would worship him. These people have no to little contact with the world outside of North Korea, so of course, they don't see what we see: a tiny crazy man with an ego the size of the sun. I'm thankful that America doesn't spend 40% of its budget to make Bush look like a God. Than again, all the money in the world couldn't make him look like a God. But, compared to Kim Jong II, he is a great leader. UGGGGGHHHHHHH.............I just referred to Bush as being great. Ewwwww, I feel all dirty, quick, somebody give me a scrubbing.

  I was talking to this lady at work today, turns out, her husband is a deacon at a local Catholic Church. I had no idea that deacons could marry and play "slip her the banana". I guess the rules are different for a priest. She told me that he had a calling from God 6 years ago and decided to become a deacon. I asked what steps have to be taken to become a deacon, she said that it was a long process. There was a 16 page application that he filled out and an 8 page application she had to fill out because she is his wife. The whole family (they have 2 kids) had to go through an interview process in which each one of them, including the young kids, had to be interviewed. He had to take a psychological exam along with other things.Maybe they should put their priests through something like this and they would have less problems, then again, I don't know what it takes to be a priest, maybe they do put them through the same thing. I asked her what makes somebody become a deacon for the Catholic Church in this day and age, knowing the problems they have had. She said that he wants to help bring change to the church so that doesn't happen anymore. I didn't have a chance to finish the conversation with her because she went home, but I have so many questions I want to ask. Geez, I hope I don't offend her enough to get fired.

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