March 27, 2007

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  http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-wallace-starbury&prov=ap&type=lgns

  I swear, sometimes it so much work to read what I write, what with me always having people click on links and go to this website and that website and break commit this crime and sleep with this teacher. But anywho, most of you probably don't know about this, but selfish NBA player Stephon Marbury has come out with an affordable shoe, this was last year sometime. And I mean affordable, I think it only costs something like $15. Now he has the Bulls Ben Wallace in on it; he is going to be coming out with his own shoe on the Marbury line. Although I HATE Stephon Marbury the selfish, me-first NBA player, I commend Stephon Marbury the socially conscious person for this move. Although I think $60-$100 is a reasonable price to pay for a pair of shoes, there is no reason inner-city kids who can barely afford the new Marbury shoe need to be spending upwards of $300 on a pair of shoes. Because of the high price, this leads to lots of violence, thefts, and even murders over the expensive pair of shoes. And with Wallace involved that's good too. I just hope nobody blames the shoes for Wallace's rather pathetic offensive play, I mean, how the hell does one air ball free throws as often as he does? Shit, hitting the rim on a free throw is probably the only thing I can do in all of professional sports and he struggles to do that sometimes.

  Here is another link for you to waste your time with:
  http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20070326/sc_livescience/raresemiidenticaltwinsdiscovered;_ylt=AovilSsdvmHjaJ8OoxqkX3gDW7oF

  Turns out, they think there is now a 3rd type of twin. Let's see, you have fraternal (Mark and I) identical (90's heartthrobs Jason and Jeremy London) and now introducing "Semi-identical"! Ok, that just doesn't make any damn sense. If they aren't identical or fraternal, that makes them just siblings, 2 people that look alike because they have the same mother and father. I'm also wondering why it took this long to "discover" a 3rd type of twin. After all, its not like its a new species or a cure for a disease. Twins have been around, well, forever and they are trying to tell me it took them this long to decide this? Give me a fucking break, who is in charge of this, FEMA? I'd hate to be so cynical, but I just don't believe this.

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