May 9, 2007

• It doesn't happen often, but I'm having a little bit of writer's block. Ok, I mean I guess I can pick any topic and write about it. After all, I can write about baseball 'til I'm purple in the face. I use purple instead of blue because purple is kinda the color of a cock head..............ok, well maybe not purple, but its closer than blue, am I right people? In addition to baseball, I can also write about politics or religion, but I want to write about things that interest the 3 or 4 people that actually read this. I guess I could write about my day, but shit, I have been busy working and reading my stupid, boring as fuck book (I should rephrase that, as fuck is not boring..........lets just saying boring as pissing) for work. And really none of that is too exciting. The book is boring me to tears and I'm tempted to give up, the thing is I get a $100 bonus and I'm refunded the cost for the class (another $250) if I pass, so that is my only motivation to keep going. I take the test on May 30 and still have nearly 200 pages to read. Also, I have to manage to study for the test as well, which is going to be bad because I haven't paid a damn bit of attention as to what I have been reading. A guy at work took the test yesterday for the same class and failed it, which isn't very reassuring. However, he also told me he didn't read the book, but instead just studied from the practice test. I'm thinking of going that route, since I'm not getting anything out of the reading anyway and time is quickly becoming an issue. That being said, I am determined to finish the book, but each time I read it, I find myself more and more tempted to say "fuck it" and just start studying. Also, if anybody has the answers to the test, I'm willing to pay as much as 81 cents for the answers!

  Wow, look at that. I thought I had nothing to write about and still I managed to get a whole paragraph out of my boring ass day. Sucks to be you if you wasted time reading about it.

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