May 16, 2007
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My friend Tom, who is in Iraq, left a comment the other day bringing up a good point about Iraq. He said that even if we started leaving Iraq today with just half of the shit we brought over there, it would take us 2 years to pack up our shit and go home. Great, our military is basically, a packrat. That's right, we are the nation version of Sanford and Son. See, but I have a plan. What does everybody do if they are going to be moving? They have a garage sale! Yes, we should hold a huge American-Iraqi garage sale, or I guess in this case, it would be a base sale. Yes, everything must go! See that tank over there? Its yours for just $750,000 or best offer. Having trouble sleeping? Well, with this hardly used American Army cot, you are sure to get a restful nights sleep. Perhaps you are an outdoorsman, well than this outdoor living tent is perfect for you. Maybe you know somebody who can't take a good shit without being far away from everybody? Than do we have the perfect gift for that special someone on your list, its a portable latrine! Yes, its all here, from stoves to hospital beds, from computers to AK47s, we need to get rid of as much stuff as possible to help ease our withdrawal from Iraq. Anything can be had for the right price, including our president's dignity! Presidential dignity is at an all time low, only $3.50! Don't delay, because once we decide to leave, everything will go fast, contact us now!
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That is fucking hilarious! Shame it will never happen that way though. I do forsee a large influx of stuff into the military surplus system when we ever do leave here. Something to keep in mind if your shopping for military stuff in the future.
Ralph said they have had tents ripped to shreds by sandstorms. I am going to post 2 pics he sent me of one they had yesterday. Just sell all the stuff on EBay,after all it is the worlds largest garage sale.
hope you had a great day today
Good Idea, I'd like to go to that sale.
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