June 14, 2007

• I was eating pistachios (spelling please) at work today when I had a brilliant idea: put the shells in the toilet and use as target practice. This is something I used to love when I was a kid and my mom smoked. For whatever reason, sometimes my mom would throw her cigarette butts in the toilet. This would give me something to aim for and I would sit there and piss that damn butt all the way around the toilet. Ohhh, so much fun. Well, I tried this with the shell of the pistachio and damnit if the damn thing didn't sink right the fuck towards the bottom. Maybe I should try it again and make sure that the outer part of the shell is on the water, you know, kind of like a canoe.

  I'm trying to decide if this posts makes me sound white trashy, childish or both. I guess its probably both.

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