June 28, 2007

• I don't want to get too excited, but I'm pretty sure that today was my last day at my job. That's right, I hope to have a new job within the next hour. See, I have declared myself eligible for the NBA draft and although I was not a lottery pick, I'm thinkin there is a still a decent chance that I will go sometime in the first round. I heard today that there were rumors on the internets that the Utah Jazz were going to be interested in me, but they want me to play center. At 5'6 135lbs, I'm not sure that I'm cut out to go against the likes of Shaquille O'Neal or Yao Ming night in and night out. I think I'm going to insist that I play point guard, even though they already have a good point guard. If they won't let me play the point, than I will flat out refuse to play for them, after all, there are still some other teams after them in the draft that can use a point guard, like the 76ers. Oh, and should I not get drafted in the first round, than fuck the NBA. I won't lower myself to be drafted in the second round, after all, everybody knows I'm much better than that. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go work on my free throws. After all, 38% from the line is not gonna cut it, even if I were Ben Wallace.

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