August 27, 2007
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Shit, I almost forgot to mention, over the weekend I went to a bbq and burn at The Compound. Keith’s mom, Cathy, bought some chocolate marshmallows to roast over the fire! Its about damn fucking time they came out with chocolate marshmallows. Shit, I’m almost embarrassed that I didn’t come up with the idea……………not that I would have done anything with it, knowing my history, you would think I would at least think about such a product. Anywho, as you might expect, they totally kicked all sorts of ass. The best way to describe them would be that they kind of tasted like Count Chocula marshmallows, except all grown up. And you all know how I loves me some Count Chocula.
At the beginning of the year, (read the post from 01/01/07) you might recall how I wrote that 25% of Americans (mostly……..no, all 25% are stupid) believe that Jesus would be making his comeback this year. So, how did that work out for them? Well, here we are, almost September and we are still waiting. Now don’t get me wrong, we still have 4 months left in the year in which he can arrive, but honestly, even those 25% have to admit that things aren’t looking so good at this point. I mean, there haven’t been any signs of him, no Jesus spottings at truck stops, no tours announced and no Jesus infomercials saying where you can meet him. Nothing. There have been some other comebacks though. I mean, who would have ever thought that the Police would reunite and comeback? The Eagles, they are set to release their first album in 28 years. Van Halen, they are SUPPOSED to tour with David Lee Roth, the way that band is, you can probably count on Jesus coming back before they do. Now some people will point to the above reunions as signs that Jesus is on his way, but I don’t, after all, its the greed of money (and in David Lee Roth’s case, the greed of not having to live underneath an overpass since they will be touring) and the pickings of old pussy at ever tour stop that brings them back. Other people say that the storms we have had combined with the wars going on are a sure sign that JC is about to come riding down from Heaven to help save the day. If there is a Heaven then he better sure as hell hurry his ass up because I’m quite certain that coming from Heaven has got to be a long ride. And as for those 25%, you might want to stop blowing your retirement savings on Jesus statues and new church clothing because it looks like you will be needing it after all.
