August 28, 2007

• CUBS WIN!!! CUBS WIN!!! CUBS WIN!!!!! I guess you can probably tell, I’m pretty damn excited. Of course, I do realize its not even September, but this was still a big game, the start of the biggest series in the Cubs-Brewers rivalry. Now the Brewers can not possibly leave Chicago in first place. Its hard to not be excited, the Cubs are in first place and its almost September. Now they have made me believe and you know what that means? They have set me up for heartbreak once again. Still, I have to keep reminding myself that none of those other years have any effect on this season, so honestly, anything can happen. Now that the Cardinals are in 2nd place, its going to make my trip to see the Cubs in St Louis (Sept 14) that much more exciting. Of course, a lot could happen between now and then, but shit, the Brewers are sinking faster than the Titanic and could very well be out of it by then. That was a bad analogy, after all, didn’t it take the Titanic a long time to sink? Ah, what the hell do I know, I never even saw the movie.

  Read the article first:

  http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070829/ap_on_go_co/craig_arrest

  Its not often that I defend a Republican, not that I wouldn’t, its just that its so rare that they do anything that is worthy of defending. Usually, the stuff they do is so evil and despicable that a normal, sane person can not defend it. But honestly, I can not see the big deal about what  Senator Larry Craig of Idaho did. So he approached somebody for sex in the can, so fucking what. Honestly, I had no idea it was illegal to approach somebody for sex in public. Now I know sex in public is illegal, but who is to say he wasn’t just asking if this undercover officer was interested in sex with the intention of getting busy in a private place. I mean, after all, in bars when people try to hook up with other people, they usually don’t have sex in the bar, normally they go some place private to fuck. Do you realize how much LESS sex would be going on if people could not approach people in public about wanting to have sex? Shit, if that were the case, than Pauly Shore would be a virgin. Man, Pauly fucking Shore…………..what a waste of human space. But, I digress. And just read about how they caught him? Its actually funny as hell when you picture it, him looking in between the crack of the stall like some kind of pervert. After going in the next stall, he put his bag in front of the door. Then, in what I feel is the funniest part of the story, he starts tapping his foot like he is a racehorse waiting to run. He then hands his business card underneath the door to try to impress the guy. How fucking funny is all of this? If he knows all of the moves, than he probably has done this time and time again. Still, I fail to see how this is a crime.

  Even though he has pleaded guilty, of course, he has denied the whole thing and is insisting that he isn’t gay. Why is it that Republicans are the only ones that are outed in such a crazy fashion. They spend their whole careers trying to find ways to hold gays back so that it makes them look straight, but instead, they are gay. Man, they must have some pretty intense self loathing to go to those lengths. And people think that Jewish people are self loathing. Its obvious this dude is gay, just like its obvious that Rev Ted and Mark Foley are gay. Oh Reverend Ted, one has to wonder how your homosexuality cure is going. You probably have to resort to trying to pick up guys in airport bathrooms.

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