August 29, 2007

• You know what’s kind of cool, weird and mysterious about people? They can do pretty much anything and you would never know. For example, just think of co-workers. Now, certainly, a percentage of straight people take it in the ass, the question is, who? I would bet its the people you would least suspect. It could be older people, maybe over the age of 50 and they are all into ass fucking and blow jobs and you could have this in common with them and yet you never know because for obvious, disgusting reasons, you don’t talk about it. Or maybe they trim or even shave the whole damn forest…………….they could be walking around as smooth as a baby’s ass and everybody else is none the wiser. And let’s not limit this to co-workers, it could be friends and relatives too. Just think of how creepy the mere thought is of your relatives in this context and yet, I had to bring it up. And it doesn’t stop with sex or the pubic region. Any of these people could be pot smokers or alcoholics and you wouldn’t know. Maybe they have a dark side in which they beat their family members or neighbors. Or, maybe they are Satan worshipers but can not come out of the Satan loving closet for fear of a judgmental Christian backlash. Maybe they have flied for bankruptcy or have trouble managing their money. Maybe they have done illegal shit, like stolen something or tried to have sex with the dude in the next stall. And its not only in the present time either. Just think about all the crazy shit that people might have done 5, 10, 25 years ago that you would be blown away to find out. Really, when you think about it, the possibilities are endless. So the next time the boss pisses you off, just think “he must be mad because his wife wouldn’t fuck him in the ass with her dildo last night.”

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