December 23, 2007

  • There is a a guy at work who is a HUGE Packers fan. His redeeming quality is that he is also a big Cubs fan. Nevertheless, he was yappin up quite the storm all week long about how Green Bay was going to kill the Bears. He made a bet with one guy at work that if the Bears won he would wear a Bears jersey and if the Packers won, the other guy would have to wear a Packers jersey. I got wind of this and of course, I had to get in on the action too, as where there is betting, there is Mike. Our bet was is the Pack won, I would have to wear his Brett Favre jersey from when the guy was in 5th grade (sadly, he said that when he was in 5th grade he was even taller than I am now), but if the Bears won, he would have to wear this:

    That's right people, that is me sporting a pink Santa Claus hat. You might not be able to see it, but it also has some shiny things on it too (I fucked up the word for the shiny things so bad that not even spell check knew what the fuck I was talking about), it could not be anymore feminine. Well, I sure hope he likes wearing girly things, because the Bears not only won, they kicked the living shit out of Brett Favre and the Packers 35-7!!!!! And to top it off, the guy from work went to the game today! He said he Packer fans were going to "overtake Soldier Field." It must have been a long, cold walk back to the car for him.

    Speaking of cold, last night when I went to bed at 2:30 in the am, it was 52 fucking degrees out! Its unheard of to be that warm in the middle of the night 2 days before Christmas here in Chicago. This morning on the other hand when I got out of bed at 11:30am, it was 17 with a wind chill of 2. People say what a difference a day makes, but shit, its not even a day, its only a mere 9 hours (what can I say, I was tired) and the temp had taken a complete nosedive. And talk about windy? Shit, the wind blew my welcome mat from the step to the driveway, where it got wet and is now frozen stuck to the ground. Its right next to my car door so it looks like I've got a welcome mat for my car.

    Ohhhhh, I'm so excited! I bought my 9 month old niece a gift card to Home Depot!!! WOOOOOHOOOO, YAAAAAY ME!! Greatest uncle ever!!!

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