January 17, 2008

• Check this shit out people, there is a cheese conference and competition held every year! In fact, this July will be the 25th annual and its being held in Chicago! I've heard of Chicago! Not only have I heard of it, but I only live a short 27 miles away. Of course, it can sometimes take 90 minutes to travel those 27 miles, but perhaps by July I will own one of those new flying scooter car things. They do have flying scooter cars things, don't they? What's that, they don't? Ahhhh, fuck. Anywho, as it turns out there is a whole American Cheese Society, which as is my understanding is not a society dedicated to American cheese, but instead is an American society dedicated to all cheeses. You can check out more info on the society and the competition here:
  
  http://www.cheesesociety.org/cde.cfm?event=174802
  
   
  As you might have guessed, I'm a complete and total cheese freak. The only food I'm more crazy about is chocolate. But, cheese is pretty damn good too. I particularly like the combining of cheese and chocolate. I have often said that Eli's Chocolate Chip Cheesecake is pound for pound the best desert on the planet. It just goes to show you what the dynamic and unbeatable combination of cheese and chocolate can become. As for the competition, I just have to find a way to sneak inside. See, I could never make my own cheese. But, I certainly would like to go and be a judge. Or not even a judge, but just be going around trying all of these cheeses. Wow, talk about binding.................or completely unbinding if you are one of those people who can't handle dairy. Fortunately, I'm not not of those people, although the potential is there since John and now Mark (at least, he thinks so) have that problem. I guess I might not be far behind. It would totally suck if that happened though. I don't think you understand how much I love cheese. For example, I think Parmesan is my favorite and I have been known not only to OVERLOAD my pasta with it, but I also take handfuls of it and eat it straight up. Fuck, that's some good shit.

  I think I know who I want to play me in a movie, should they ever make one about me. In fact, I've got it pegged, I know who would be perfect for the part: Denzel Washington I mean, look at him

  

  And then look at me

  

  Really, I think the resemblance is uncanny. See, he was recently voted America's favorite actor. And I of course was recently voted most annoying person to ever work at my job. So really, as you can see we have a lot in common. I really can't think of anybody else to play me. Well, except Cameron Diaz.

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