Just an update on yesterday's dude. I forwarded the email to Mark and here is his classic response:
I do seem to remember a Mike D but I don't
remember any Michael Becker either. Fucking weird!
I'm sick of living at home with my parents and having
no friends or social life. Hey, I have a great idea,
I'll just send emails out to anyone who graduated from
RHS and is registered on Reunions.com and send them my
life story. Yes, before I know it I'll be back on top
of the world. Plus, who knows maybe I can score some
drugs too. Cuz, drugs aren't nearly as bad as
alcohol. No way I can make bad decisions while I'm
high or tripping. WHAT A SCHMUCK
Hey, you should email him back & tell him you're a
Will County cop.
First of all, as you can clearly see, Mark and I share the same humor. I love his idea of telling the guy that I'm a Will County cop. Anywho, I got another message from the guy today:
| Subject |
Sorry Man, my mistake, I thought you and he were buds. |
| Body |
No
problem, I just need to regain the night life and party life I had. I
think that will be a challenge considering I am not supposed to get
shitfaced, or totally ripped, as I did. But I suppose I could still
have one beer, and nurse that sumbitch all night. Do not worry
yourself, the problem is one I brought upon myself. I just miss my
drivers license the most. The walls are closing in more every day. As I
am sure I have told you, I was supposed to graduate in 1991, but
got
drunk, nailed a tree, spent a year in the hospital and rehab., now I am
back. I just do not drink as much, at least AS MUCH. Nobody ever said
anythin about getting stoned. I think I will just need to change my
drug of choice. I can get that by the shitloads out by Starved Rock.
But I never used to have to go that far, oh well I am headed out that
way anyway.
Take Care Mike C,
Mike Becker |
Does anybody else think Mark might be onto something here? I always
love doing this, so I will ask you, how should I respond. Should I:
A. Tell him I'm a Will County cop. This would be HILARIOUS unless of
course he is an undercover cop trying to bust me, for what I don' t
know, its not like I'm some sort of drug kingpin.
B. Hit on him for gay sex (as if he and I could somehow have straight
sex with each other). Ohhhh, I'm not interested in this loser, but
again, it would be funny.
C. File a restraining order. I have no basis for this one, except that hey, its a restraining order. With hilarious results.
Comments (3)
I think the whole thing is hysterical!
-but this guy is REALLY effing strange, and clearly has some issues.
Ohh, I totally think you should go with letter B. Then again...hmmm...what if he did know about you the whole time, and that was why he wrote in the first place???? Then he'll never go away! Eeek!
weird
wanna move in with me ? LOL
Have you heard any more from him???????
I am dying to know. This is so odd...every here and there I get an odd message from and old school friend via classmates.com....but NOTHING as strange and fun as this. WHAT happened next????????? Did you go with plan B? Ohhhh, I so want you to go with plan B and then i want to see his reaction. I think, though.,.......that he is wanting you to go with plan B. And he's just shy!
Your page is all stretched out, and your comment box, too.:sad; What happened?
I ryc on my site. see your universal inbox.
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