March 12, 2008

• Once again people I'm going to send you on a journey by having you click on a link before reading any further:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFxk7glmMbo

  Now I bet you all think I'm going to really rip on this lady, but the fact is that I happen to agree with her. If you have cancer in your toe, you probably shouldn't say that you are going to forget about it because the rest of you is fine. Honestly, you should probably be concerned. I mean, certainly its not as bad as a gay couple moving in 3 towns and 15 miles away from you. I mean, shit, we all know how homosexuality is spreading like wildfire. And next thing you know your kids are coming home from school with a nasty case of the gays. And we just can't have that now, can we? Let's look at little bit deeper into what else she said.

  "No society that has embraced homosexuality has lasted more than a few decades."

  This is true. I'm sure you all remember the former gay country of Gaysmackistan which was born out of the former USSR. It lasted for a total of 18 days back in 1991 until Pat Robertson showed up with his Jesus-a-fier and turned everybody into born again Christians. But, that was a close one. Unfortunately for our wonderful Oklahoma state rep that was the only society that embraced homosexuality. So really, she makes about as much sense as eating candle wax for breakfast.
  
  "I think its the biggest threat our nation has, even more so than terrorism or Islam."

  You really can't even begin to argue with her on this one. I mean, just look at the cold hard facts: Gays and Islamic terrorists committed the same number of terrorist attacks on the United States last year: 0. And Bush has been drumming up support for sanctions against Iran for their blatant support of homosexuals. Its gotten so bad in Iran that they even had to execute one of their homosexuals just for being gay. So clearly you can see the connection between gays and terrorism.
  
  "They are going after two year olds. They want to get our young children into the government schools so they can indoctrinate them."

  Were you as shocked by this as I was? I mean this to me was STUNNING. She knows the word indoctrinate! Hell, I struggled just to spell it, I can't even imagine how long it took her to find that word. Still I think she is right on the money with this one. I remember when I was 2 years old Mr Hornyweather approached me about joining the homosexual agenda. I was so excited that I shit my pants! And there I was, well on my way to the gay lifestyle, I was looking back. And Mark, well nobody approached him and now look at him? Married with 2 kids, 2 of them under a year old. Ahhh, but he does have a 2 year old daughter, I should ask her if she has been approached yet.

  "Gays are infiltrating our city councils!"

  This is so fucked up! Did you hear about this one? Two gays disguised themselves as straight men just so they could infiltrate the Pittsburgh city council all Tom Cruise Mission Impossible style. And now look at Pittsburgh. Their mayor has not been indicted in any prostitution stings and baseball team hasn't had a winning season since 1992. Its so gay, they might as well just change the name to "Gaysburgh."
  
  "This stuff is deadly and its spreading and it will destroy our young people and it will destroy this nation."
  
  See, I told you the gays was contagious! And didn't I read somewhere that Nostradamus predicted that a major super power would be completely destroyed by homosexuality? If only the founding fathers had enough foresight and sense to put an amendment in the constitution outlawing homosexuality.

  What a dumb bitch. I think if I do drive to the Grand Canyon this year, I'm going to stop off and punch that fucking cunt square in the eye. Or sleep with her son. Ahhh, fuck it, she's a mega bitch,  I'm gonna do both!

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