April 8, 2008

  • I swear to all thats holy and sacred (which for me really means nothing, since I don't believe anything is holy. Its part of the price of being an Atheist, nothing can be holy) winter just won't fucking die. Saturday is the twins 1st birthday party and a high of 43 fucking degrees (yes that's right, fucking degrees, which means that fucking is the best way to keep warm) is expected with an ever pleasant rain/snow mix. By then it will be mid April. And after this past weekend's nice weather, I can't go back to snow and 40 degree highs. We are passed that. And its not that I don't like winter. I do, I'm just done with it and so ready for spring. As far as I'm concerned I'm done with wearing a coat. That's right, I'm boycotting coat wearing until October. And I know I've got a cold now, so yes I'm willing to risk pneumonia or crotch itch by going coatless.

    Wow, how pathetic have I become. I'm blogging about the fucking weather. What am I, 78 years old? No, I don't mean a 78 year old today, I mean me in 50 years. Let's face it, while today's 78 year olds are known for bitching about the weather, they are hardly known for blogging. I'm just assuming that should I be so fortunate to make it to 78, I have every intention of still blogging.

    Once again its time to go an a magic link ride:

    http://backhand.uchicago.edu/Center/ShooterEffect/

    This site has a test which helps to determine if you might be subliminally racist. See, you have to shoot at people if they have a gun and not shoot if they have a cell phone. Although honestly, I think we all want to shoot people who have a cell phone, am I right people? Anywho, all of the people are either black or white males. The study has shown that even people who say they aren't racist, they are still shooting blacks quicker than they shoot the whites. Subconsciously, they might be racist. Now I've always been curious as to if I'm as non racist as I claim to be. Here are my results:

    Your Score:  275

    Average reaction time:

    Black Armed:614.64ms

    Black Unarmed:673ms

    White Armed:602.52ms

    White Unarmed:660.04ms

    Well, the numbers don't lie. Turns out, I am prejudice.................against whiteys. Oh, and also, I've got a very slow reaction time. I can't even count how many times I was too late to shoot. Hmmmmmmm...................maybe I am already 78 years old.

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