April 21, 2008
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Great, wonderful, shocking news. Sears was able to fix something the first time they came out! That’s right, the hot water tank is working! Although I guess I should wait and see and if it is still working in a few days maybe then I can say Sears was successful. Much thanks to Heather and Keith for use of their shower on Saturday. Yesterday I showered at Mark and Amy’s house. Amy’s only rule was that I could not jerk off in the shower. So I jerked off over the toilet instead.
I finished watching that John Adams mini series on HBO last night. The whole thing was ok, not great. I watched it mainly because it was about one of the founding fathers and I have always had a fascination with them and the American revolution. Last night focused on the final years of his life. So as you could imagine, he was old. One thing that I found amazing was their teeth. The teeth were disgusting. They were all sorts of different colors, black and yellow and just gross. They had summer teeth…………some are there and some aren’t. And I do realize that they probably didn’t have dentists back then and oral (heheheheheh……….I said oral!) hygiene was not really practiced, at least not with regards to brushing or flossing. All I could think of was having to kiss somebody with teeth that bad. They must of had some pretty kickin death breath. And no way to make the breath smell better, its amazing that they had as much sex as they did back then. I know I’m overly insecure about my breath as I know I have had cases of bad breath myself. I just can’t imagine having to deal with something like that.
We are less than 2 weeks from the Kentucky Derby. I’m trying to talk some people from work into going to Arlington race track to watch a simulcast of the Derby. Of course they have racing the rest of the day at Arlington. It has been several years, shit, now that I think of it probably 5 years since I have been to the track. I always love going. I remember last time I went one of the jockeys asked me to have sex with him in front of his horse. He said that the horse loves to watch him have sex. And not just sex, but sex with random people, either male or female from that day’s crowd. The watching of the sex gets the horse all pumped up and ready to go. I found it a bit odd myself, but who am I to turn down sex, especially with an athlete. Yes people, jockeys are athletes. So, we go back into the stable area and start to go……………..
Wait, stop. Do I really want to go there? Do I really want to make up a story about how I had sex in front of a horse? Is that just too creepy? I should remember that sometimes complete strangers happen upon my little blog here and I wouldn’t want them to think I’m weird or something like that. I’m thinking its probably in my best interest to stop the story right there.
