May 20, 2008

• Let me know if anybody else does this, because I do this all the time and as far as I know, I’m the only person who does this. Then again, I have never discussed this with anybody. You are sitting at a stop light waiting for the light to turn green. The people on the crossroad who are turning left onto your road and hence driving right past you have the green turn arrow. As they drive past you, you get a good look at them. Do you ever pick out the ones you want to fuck? See, I play a little game called “Do ‘Em or Don’t” in which as each one drives by I sit there and say to myself “no, no, no, yes, no, yes, no, no, yes” and so forth. You get the idea. I determine in that split second that they are driving past me whether or not they are people I would sleep with. So its kinda like “Do ‘Em. Do ‘Em, Don’t, Don’t, Don’t, Don’t, holy yuck that person is really fucking fugly, Don’t, Don’t, Do ‘Em”. See, that’s the name of the game. Now before you accuse me of being shallow or treating people like sex objects, let me just say that……………ok, I’m a guy. Just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I’m not shallow. I am still a guy, this is how guys are. And gay guys are waaaaaay worse than straight guys, if you can believe that. But I digress. You would think that the entertainment of the radio would be enough for me and I wouldn’t have to resort to this sort of thing during driving downtime, but what can I say, I probably have ADHD. And I am an American and if one thing is true about Americans is that they have to constantly be entertained. It also makes me realize just how much of the population is undo-able. I mean, it really is a small percentage of people that I want to have some sort of sexual encounter with. Oh, and not only that, but even if I were to be unbiased and just look at the people who are attractive regardless of gender or race, there still are not a lot of attractive people out there. Its amazing we have sex.

  The Oregon primary was tonight and Obama won it. What I learned is that in Oregon, they only have mail in or walk in ballots. In other words, they don’t have a polling place in which you come in and actually vote. You get a ballot by mail and fill out it at home (or maybe at work, on the train, while taking a shit or even in the car while driving) and mail it back or personally deliver it to a voter polling place. I don’t know how safe this is from voter fraud (which, above all should be the most important thing) but it sure is efficient. The polls have been closed for 46 minutes and 50% of the precincts are reporting. Compare that with Washington state whose polls closed 1704 hours ago (or 72 days, since their caucuses were on February 9) and they still have only 96% of the precincts reporting. And their doesn’t seem to be any confusion or reports of voter fraud unlike in Indiana (which by the way has only 99% reporting for a primary which was on May 6). Of course, if we did this in a national election you know damn well the Republicans would find some way to cheat and steal it. Then again, they always find a way to cheat or steal the election, only this way we wouldn’t have to wait 6 weeks to find out.

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