May 27, 2008

• I almost forgot, Keith and Heather’s 8 year old daughter drew me a Cubs picture that reads “Go Cubs.” Now I’m gonna be honest and I hope I don’ t sound too cocky or self centered, but she has always adored me. I thought this was very sweet of her since her parents are both big White Sox fans, but Nicole has always said that she roots for the Cubs when they are not playing the Sox. Also Rene’s 7 year old daughter drew a picture too which is adorable as well, however I think she was just kinda following Nicole’s lead.

  I hope people don’t think less of me because my microwave doesn’t have a rotating dish.

  I think I’m gonna have teeth installed on my penis, you know, just to be funny.

  People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, however they should throw glass. And if you live in a stone house, throwing glass and stones is ok, but only if you are stoned.

  If I’m ever choking to death, I’m hoping I’m one of those people who turns blue instead of purple, because hey, blue is always fun.

  I used to get a lot out of running. Now running gets a lot out of me.

  Does anybody else think this is stupid?

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