July 9, 2008

  • Well its pretty much all set, I'm going to take a road trip next month to Oklahoma, Texas, Mississippi and Arkansas with or with out somebody. A lot of people have expressed concern about me taking such a long and lengthy road trip potentially by myself. Sure, I might get bored or lonely, however one friend of mine said that I'm going to have a great time and will love it because I will be able to do whatever I want to do and not have to worry about anybody else. Other people are worried for my safety. Well, I've got the perfect solution to all of that. I'm going to pick up hitchhikers every chance I get. See, that will help to cure any potential loneliness. I'll have somebody to talk to and share the cost of the gas and hotel rooms. Yes that's right, me and the hitchhikers will be sharing hotel rooms. Quite honestly, this is such a great idea, I can't believe more people don't do it. And since most hitchhikers carry weapons such as guns, knives or axes, I will be protected as well. Its a win-win situation when you think about it. I mean, just think of all the positives, shit, why the fuck wouldn't I do it?

    Just kidding people, I ain't gonna pick up any hitchhikers.

    Unless they are hot.