July 31, 2008
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I haven’t had a chance to comment on this yet, but that whole Brett Favre situation is really crazy. Now I’m a die hard Bears fan so that means the Packers are my natural enemy. I just can’t understand why the Packers are so strongly against his coming back, I mean could you imagine if the Bulls told Jordan that they didn’t want him after his first retirement? Granted Favre is no Jordan, but he is Green Bay’s Jordan. Today the Packers offered him 20 million dollars to stay retired. If my former employer offered me 20 mil to stay retired, not only would I get the rather large hint but after I got the money I would also change my name so that they couldn’t find me in case they wanted it back. Now I understand Farve is 38 going on 39 and his best days are behind him. Although he did have a pretty damn good year last year, he is on the decline and won’t have another year like that. But that being said, he is still pretty good. Why don’t they want him back? What, did he fuck the owner’s wife or something like that? Who did he piss off that they are acting the way they are acting. They are refusing to trade or release him yet they won’t play him and have told him not to show up to camp. The only thing more baffling than the Packers actions is Farve’s. Doesn’t the guy take a hint? Dude, they don’t want you, just let it go. Brett Farve has almost become a stalker. He remains in Mississippi scrimmaging with high school students. Meanwhile the commissioner of the NFL, Roger Goodell has gotten involved to try to sort things out.
The whole thing is like a relationship. Farve is the wife who leaves the husband. Now the wife wants a divorce so that she can get remarried. But, the husband is refusing to grant that divorce, yet won’t allow the wife to see other men. So what does the wife do? Says she is going to show up and not leave until you either unconditionally accept me back or divorce me out right so that I can get on with my life. The husband almost needs to get a restraining order to keep the stalker wife away from the property and the husband. While waiting for the husband to make a decision, the wife spends all of her time whorin’ it up with a bunch of 17 and 18 year old studs. The husband just wants it all to go away without her finding somebody else, so he throws a bunch of money at the problem in the hopes it will make her go away and stay away. Now there is a third party getting involved to help things come to a fair resolution for everybody.
Just try telling me that the Favre-Packers situation isn’t like some sort of domestic non violent dispute between a couple.
That being said, I hate the fucking Packers so I hope they get fucked in this whole thing.
