August 25, 2008

  • Even though I just had a vacation 3 weeks ago, I need another one. I have been going pretty much non stop for the past 2 weeks. Granted, its not nearly as bad as all the stuff Dave has been doing, but still, I've had very little time to myself lately, which is unusual for me.

    Not that I'm complaining, after all, some of the stuff is fun. Yesterday for example was our annual family reunion with my dad's side of the family. That is always a good time. The Kennedys have touch football, our family has 16 inch softball. We battled to a 14-14 before we had to stop. Because of the tie, the winner of next year's game gets home field advantage in the World Series.

    Today after exercising and eating dinner I went over to help Dave with some more stuff. Tomorrow is probably going to be more of the same. Its ok though, I like helping out anyway I can.

    I did have time to think about things though. And I was thinking about cocks. Of course, that's pretty par for the course with me. But, here is what I was thinking. They say that gays on average have bigger cocks than straight guys. I have a theory as to why this is. Only another guy can truly appreciate a big cock. Even girls who sleep around still aren't with cock as much as any guy, especially a gay guy. Its safe to say that gay guys see WAAAAAAY more dick than girls or straight guys. When we see a big cock, and I mean a REALLY big cock, we know how to appreciate it and value it as nobody else can. After all, not all guys have big dicks. When we see a really big one, we admire it for what it is: a piece of art.We can look at it and say "holy shit, that thing reminds me of a fire hose." Or "wow, I wish I could use that as a baseball bat." Most gay guys don't get an inferiority complex when we see a guy who has a big dick instead we just drop to our knees and try stuffin the whole damn thing in our mouth. When a straight guy finds out that another guy has a bigger cock, it starts some sort of war in which he has to try to make up for a smaller cock by beating the guy in other things such as sports, loud motorcycles or just a thorough ass beating. As gays, we not only can handle when a guy has a bigger dick than us, but we also hope a guy is larger.

    Shit, this would have been much funnier if I had come up with clever names for cock and dick instead of re-using the same terms.