November 17, 2008
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Good news everybody, I finally passed that button I swallowed!
As you all know I love driving backward. I think I’m going to stop though, it makes it hard to follow directions. After all, when driving backward, left is right and right is left, but what’s most confusing is that all of a sudden up is down but down is still down.
While I was typing this, the Packers just scored another touchdown against the Bears. Wait, two more touchdowns.
There is a very big battle right now over same sex marriage, but what about the forgotten marriage of a union of one man and one car.
Its amazing how much better Clorox tastes on the rocks.
For the life of me, I can’t understand why more people don’t enjoy a good vomit every now and then. I mean sure, its not like a good cry but you can still feel just as relieved.
Do you think that pregnant guy ever gets penis envy?
Another touchdown.
When you think about it, isn’t a couch just a fat version of a love seat? And a recliner, well that’s just a couch after gastro bypass surgery.
Rumor on the internet is that people suck. No confirmation yet if its true.
