February 4, 2009

• I realize this post is going to make me sound very shallow. VERY shallow. Or maybe just make me look like a dick. A VERY big dick. Or maybe both. Yes, a shallow, big dick. I was thinking the other day, there are some very very ugly people in the world. Everybody knows people or have seen these people who are so ugly that you wonder if they indeed have ever had sex. Or maybe they have kids and you wonder how the fuck it was that they ever got somebody to fuck them. I mean, they are nice people, good hearted, maybe even some of the best people you know, but you still sit there and think to yourself "wow, Ted is a great person but I still can't imagine anybody finding him attractive enough to want to have sex with him." Of course, some people are older and don't look so good. I'm not talking about those people, after all a lot of people are hot when they are young so you can see that they were probably hot enough to be getting action on a regular basis. I'm referring to the people who are still young and just don't have it, have never had it and never will have it. You look at them and realize that they are utterly unfuckable. Maybe they are larger people, or people with all sorts of magic odors or people who are just flat out molten ugly. For people like this, there is a very good chance that they are never going to have sex. Ever. There is no conceivable manner in which they will ever engage in a naked activity with any other human being. You might feel sorry for them. You might say to yourself "man it really sucks to be Karen, ain't nobody ever gonna fuck her; she will never know the joys of somebody else giving her an orgasm."

  Its right about then that their boyfriend or girlfriend walks up and you say to yourself "Holy shit, even the ugliest of the ugly gets laid more then me!"

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