September 20, 2009

• Weekend Update!

  Every month a group of friends and I go to a different pizza restaurant for sex and pizza. The problem is that everybody else winds up having sex but me and I’m the only one who eats the pizza. I call it the Chicago Pizza Club and have declared myself president. Why do I get to be president? Well, because I want to be president. Oh, and the whole thing was my idea. And I’m also the only one who bothers to plan the damn thing each month. This might sound arrogant, but if I didn’t do it nobody else would. Hmmmm…………maybe I should get some illegal immigrants to replace the rest of the club that way they can do my job, you know how illegals do the jobs that Americans don’t want.

   Last night we went to Brickhouse Pizza Pub in Crest Hill, IL. We had 23 people, which is a fairly typical crowed for pizza club. This place has a wide variety of pizzas, including an Italian pizza, a Greek pizza, a Jamaican jerk chicken pizza, a Mexican pizza and a BLT pizza, among many others. We went with a Greek pizza, a Mexican pizza, a veggie pizza, a three cheese pizza and a meat lovers pizza. They were all pretty damn good, the Mexican pizza was very spicy but I think the Greek pizza was the best of all of them; the toppings included Feta cheese and cucumbers.

  After pizza, I wound up at my friend Jt’s house. We played a small 4 person game of Texas Hold-em. Jt’s girlfriend who had never played before, actually took me out with a straight flush! How crazy is that, I’ve been played poker for 15 years and have never gotten a natural straight flush, yet she plays for 10 fuckin minutes and gets the second best hand in all of poker!

  That’s all for my weekend update, I’ve got tons of sports to watch tonight.

  • 8:09 pm
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