January 5, 2010
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Strip Me Straight!
I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately. I really think I should become a stripper. I’ve stripped before, clearly I’ve got tons of stripping talent. And I do have an amazing, studly body, what with my 5’6 height and my 132lbs pure man meat. Honestly, its tough to beat my massive 10 inch arms and my 5 inch wrists. If that doesn’t scream out stripper, than I don’t know what does.
Of course the problem is that there is already a pretty big market for strippers, what with bachelorette parties and all. But, I would totally concentrate on the areas that normal strippers don’t even bother with, you know, like funerals and all. I mean what better way to liven up a wake or funeral than to have a stripper jump out of the casket. Just picture this, the casket is closed and all of a sudden at an appropriate time it pops open and stripper music comes on and out I pop, naked as the day the dearly departed was born.
Or better yet, how about at a retirement party. After all, they say you really don’t start living life to the fullest until after you retire. And why not start your retirement off with a bang? Hell, everybody knows the party doesn’t even get started until the stripper arrives.
Ohhhh, I know, how about job fairs? Everybody always seems so nervous and stiff at job fairs, this is a way to loosen everybody the fuck up. Plus, it pretty much guarantees that none of the applicants will be the least dressed!
I’m open to other ideas as well. The way I see it, this can be the start of a whole new business for me. I mean, I could have a whole team of strippers, stripping there way around town!
Comments (5)
LOL….thanks for the lovely visual
You jumping out of a casket….priceless
I never thought I’d hear there is such a thing as ”an appropriate time to jump out of a casket and strip”… hahah!
Unfortunately, male strippers don’t make nearly as much as female. Unless you’re hiding 2 DD’s under there, you won’t get paid enough to even cover gas money. *L* And are we talking total nudity or just down to a thong? And would you do both straight and gay parties? And also- would you really want a bunch of overweight, middle aged women playing grab ass with you at a Tupperware party?
Not to discourage.. it’s just probably not worth demoralizing yourself for not a lot of cash…
Now.. porn? Whole different story.
heheheh
You could have a harem. I’m excited
haha………….I’m only kidding, I’m not actually going to become a stripper…………..maybe webcammin’!
Maybe I can expand to other areas……….I can put you in charge of the Columbus area.