March 23, 2010
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Wesley………..Get Mama Her Pryin’ Broom
Have you all heard about this lady who’s goal in life is to be the fattest woman in the world? Currently she is about 600lbs and to reach her goal she would need to get to 1,200lbs. Now I will be the first person to say that to each’s own, I mean if this is what she wants out of her life, so be it, its her own damn business. Also, she does not have a self confidence issue as somehow she thinks she is sexy. And not only does she think she is sexy, but she also wants to gain the weight and then go to the beach in a bikini, that is assuming there is enough fabric in the world to make something to cover her, after all she is already a size XXXXXXXL. Then again, if they can make those American flags that cover an entire football field than they should be able to make something twice the size of that to fit her.
But, its not just that she is fucking stupid. Or even fat fucking stupid. She is motherfucking fat fucking stupid on a level that I can’t even begin to comprehend. Its not just the goal of being the fattest chick in the world. It’s one of her theories of thinking that makes her already the record holder of being the dumbest person in the world. She said she wants to do it in a way that is smart and that is healthy. Huh?
Yes, because weighing as much as a Hyundai is healthy, you know much in the same way that going from smoking cigarettes to cigars is healthy. Just the mere fact that she thinks she can do this in a way that is healthy puts her in her own class of stupid. And not just stupid, but really fucking double fucking fucking stupid.
She is already on record for being the fattest person to give birth. Fortunately, no doctor had to risk suffocating to death by going under the tunnel of fat folds to get to her fatbox, instead it took a team of 30 medics to deliver the birth by C-section. When you need more people than a baseball team to help you give birth, you might want to wake up and realize that “oh shit, maybe my eating has become a problem?”
At 600lbs I have all sorts of questions, but not nearly the questions I would have one she reaches the magic 1,200 mark. For example, just how big does the toilet have to be for her to take a shit? And will she need a team of 30 to wipe her ass? Hell I don’t think there is a toilet big enough or strong enough to hold somebody of that size, at least not a toilet that isn’t the Pacific Ocean. Also, if the biggest bed is a king size, than what size would she have to have, universe size? And just how doe she plan on getting to the beach, by tow truck? And when her heart finally says “you know what, fuck this shit, I’ve had enough of your fat ass, I’m checkin’ the fuck out” and she has a massive heart attack, just how exactly are they gonna get her from the massive padded concrete slab she will have to sleep on to the Titanic sized ambulance to take her to the horse stable to try to give her heart surgery, since she could never fit in a real hospital?
I guess I should show you a before picture of the fat fuck. Keep in mind, this is before.
Really, I don’t think the picture does her justice. I saw a couple of other pictures that made her look even fatter. Well, I’m sure it wasn’t the picture that made her look fat, but instead the layers and layers of fat that made her look fat.
Now I know I’m probably coming off as a complete insensitive dick. Wait. Maybe insensitive is not the right word, after all, this is her choice. But maybe shallow and juvenile. And while that is all true, I’m completely disturbed by somebody who has such a hazardous goal. And like I said, if this is what makes her happy, than good for her, after all its nobody’s business how she chooses to live her life, after all, she is not hurting anybody. People have a right to do stupid shit like this, which is part of what makes America great.
And another part is that I have the freedom to say just how fucking disgusting this is.
Comments (11)
Want to see something really nasty? This is her, lol.
Wow…just wow. I am as disgusted as you are. Her poor children….because when she’s too fat to get out bed, they’ll be the ones taking care of her fat, lazy ass. She won’t need a toilet because she won’t be able to walk. She will use a bedpan in bed. Nasty. And when she dies in that bed, they’ll need a crane to lift her out….i’ve seen that done with other people on TV….awful.
The thing that bothers me the most is that she wants to get fat in a healthy way. Last i checked, that wasn’t physically possible. You eat healthy food, you won’t get fat…end of story. In looking at that picture you posted and she is hardly being healthy. I mean, a 2-liter of crush, hamburgers, fries and whatever other fast food is sitting there. This woman is sick in the head. I don’t believe for one second she has any self esteem or self confidence at all. What a joke!
Even if i stuffed my face all day long with fruit and veggies and seriously could not get more into my body, it’s not going to make me weigh 1,200 pounds….or even 600 pounds.
I try to eat healthy for many reasons, among them not not having to go to the bathroom as often and not feeling gassy and bloated. And while I’m sure that is too much information, its also another valid reason to eat healthy. I’ve seen those people on tv who they have to use a crane to get out of the house or bury in a piano case or things like that, it aint a pretty site.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! there goes my last shred of heterosexuality……………I think seeing that makes me gayer!
I knew about the website but I was just hoping to never come across it………yet, I couldn’t not look at it.
I’m not a huge fan of fat-bashing.. Mainly because I’m fat. But, this? NUTS. Being fat, I can’t imagine purposefully trying to be even MORE fat. Especially that big. Does she ever expect to get smaller or does she expect to just stay that size (or, heven forbid, get bigger??) because there’s no way she’ll be able to walk if she’s carrying around that much weight. I mean, just the strain on your bones will cause them to completely change shape in a way that you can’t ever fix. I wonder if any medical professional has tried to explain to her to repercussions of what she’s doing (besides the obvious- ‘are you TRYING to get your heart to explode??’) And the fact that she has kids is even more disheartening. How selfish and effed up do you have to be to do that to your kids? It’s bad enough to have normal, embarassing parents- but to have to admit, ‘Yeah, my mom was the world’s fattest woman’.. that’s a surefire conversation ender right there.
@ShamrockLover - And I kind of have to disagree- genetics play a huge role in weight. I’d have to probably eat about half of what you do to maintain my weight, if I weighed the same as you. Genetics, as well as the wonderful menopause I’m going through now both play a big part in making me retain more of what I eat then you. I could honestly gain 600lbs by eating fruits and veggies all day. Both my parents are big- not just in weight, but height too. Being built like a damn linebacker doesn’t help me any either there. *L* But that’s not a good excuse to be fat. It’s just not fair to assume that weight loss is the same for everyone, is all.
Not like this lady is -trying- to lose weight… and I agree- disturbing, on so many levels- and definitely something wrong with her. I wonder if she has some kind of Body Dismorphic thing going on- just the opposite of anorexics?
@beccabussa - I agree. Genetics has ALOT to do with weight gain/loss. I know you think I’m skinny, but it’s really hard for me to maintain/lose weight. I have to run 20 miles a week to look like I do. haha. My uncle had to be weighed on a cow scale! All my aunts are heavy, my dads side is heavy. So yeah, totally agree.
As for this woman….GEESH! I was wondering if she was even able to walk at 600 pounds! Does she WANT to stay in a bed for the rest of her life? I’ve seen a show on TLC where this guy was pretty much in a bed all day long. Once you get that heavy it’s hard to lose it because you can’t walk or do anything. That woman is just… NUTS! That link that the first commenter posted is GROSS. It looks like she has a butt on her stomach. LOL
@heckels - LOL I can’t stop laughing at your comment. “I think that makes me gayer!” haha.
For the most part, I try to avoid fat bashing, but with this situation, I think she is well deserved of a good bashing. Who knows, maybe being the fattest lady in the world could be a good conversation starter! I’m sure that if she has had any contact with anybody in the medical field, they probably have warned her. But, sometimes, doctor’s will say anything if you pay them enough, I mean look at Michael Jackson’s doctor, I’m sure that he was probably against giving Jacko the drugs, but Jacko paid him enough to get him to do it and keep quiet. This whole situation reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons in which Homer gained a bunch of weight so that he could work at home. With hilarious results!
Its good that you realize what you are up against and you know what you have to do to keep thin. And you are right, she did look like she has a front butt.
first, your title is amazing…. because when i saw this lady on the news, that episode of the simpsons popped into my head.
so, i understand that people have their fetishes, lord knows i do, but…okay, i’m not gonna go the shallow route, but the
health risks she’s already reached are massive..teehee.
tonight, on sick sad world.
Thanks, you are the only person who caught the Simpsons reference in the title. I probably should not have taken the shallow route
with the entire post, but……….I think she deserved it.