June 22, 2010
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Rear Admiral Random Johnson
I always knew this day would come. Its tragic and it is probably going to be very tough for you to read this. I’m so upset, I almost couldn’t bring myself to post. Well, I’m just gonna come right out and say it.
I’m broke……………….
……………….I’m out of address labels. After many years of prosperity in address labels, I’ve finally run out. Back in the day, charities used to always send me address labels in hopes that I would donate money. I didn’t, but the address labels kept coming. I haven’t gotten any in shit, probably 3 years now and the ironic part is that I’m donating more money now to charity than I ever did before and they aren’t sending me any. Dare I say, I may have to write out my return address by hand!
Okay so I didn’t have anything tonight, so you have to deal with one helluva lame post about address labels!
Comments (3)
I went to this one site and got a stamp. It is the coolest thing! It stamps over and over…no label needed.
http://www.iprint.com/cgi-shl/index.cgi?sID=2010062220/2818282b444f1611331-3&level=30009486&JS=ON
You better check out that link…it took a little bit to find…ha!
I still get address labels, and I mostly use them on raffle tickets instead of having to write my name and address over and over. For example, I used some last weekend, and I won the Grand Prize in the United Way raffle. It’s a weekend at a beach condo, a “couple’s massage” (which sounds more than a little kinky), and a $250 gift certificate to a mall. As a lover of irony, I didn’t find your post lame at all.
Wow thats a kick ass grand prize should be a good time. Is it a happy ending massage?