June 30, 2010
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Halftime
Ohhhhh, before I get started will one of yous run to the store and pick me up some shampoo? I was just there and I totally forgot to buy some and I'm too lazy to go back. I know it's important that you don't feel like a freeloader, so I'll even let you pay for the shampoo. Thanks, I really appreciate it.
Depending on when you are reading this, either Wednesday or Thursday, or shit maybe you are really slow and its the fucking weekend, but the point is we are pretty much at the halfway point in the year. If its Wednesday, we are not quite at the halfway point, that will come at noon on Friday July 2. But you get my point. And Independence Day, July 4, for Americans is like our halftime. The funny part is that whenever we get to this time of the year people inevitably say "before you know it, Christmas will be here." Why don't they say in January "well before you know it, the fourth of July will be here." Of course, last year I was hearing commercials on the radio in August for Christmas trees, so I guess we are really a looking forward to Christmas society.
So the year is halfway over and it just makes me think holy shit, the year is fucking halfway over, where the hell has the time gone! Oh shit............before you know it, the year will be over and yadda yadda yadda, another few years will pass and next thing you know its a decade and yadda yadda we're dead. Oh great, now I'm depressed. Good job fuckers, ya depressed me just in time for the holiday weekend!
Did anybody get that shampoo yet?
Comments (2)
I didn't realize the exact halfway point is July 2nd. Thank you for that useless information...haha. Time really does seem to speed up the older you get. I was just thinking the other day that being in mid-summer right now means we're that much closer to another winter. NOOOOO!!!!
uhhhhhh, did you even TRY to get the shampoo?
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