July 14, 2010
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1st Pic!
I was watching MSNBC on my lunch at work yesterday and they were talking about President Obama was doing some things for AIDS. For some reason, they had a picture of him with an AIDS ribbon next to him and the words BATTLING AIDS underneath him Now I can't even begin to tell you the many ways this was just fucking stupid, but first and foremost the obvious: he doesn't have AIDS. If some dumbass had been walking past the screen while it was on but couldn't hear the sound, he or she might actually think he has AIDS. Of course, said person would have to be a pretty big fucking dumbass to think the President has AIDS. But still, it goes to show you just how fucking stupid MSNBC is. It makes me wonder who the fuck they have proof reading the stuff before it goes on the air and how do I get that job, because if I could get away with putting something like that on the t.v. then there are no limits to the shit I could put on screen.
Although this is probably a bit early, my fantasy football league did the draw for drafts order yesterday. I'm co-owner of a team with a guy I work with, Ken and wouldn't you know it, we wound up getting the first pick in the draft! Now you are probably wondering who we are going to take. Actually, scratch that I'm sure you don't give a shit who we are going to pick. But, we are going to have a...........
Wait, let me start over.
Mike and Ken are going to have a one hour special on ESPN titled The Pick on Thursday, August 26th the night before the draft. Mike and Ken will be interviewed by somebody of their own choosing who will toss softballs to them while dancing around the question everybody wants to know: who Mike and Ken will choose with the first pick in the draft!
I've got a new picture I'm thinking of changing my profile pic to and this is where you come in. Its tough to find a really good picture of me since I'm so damn hideous and offensive looking, but please let me know which one of these pics are less hideous and offensive. This is important because you all are the ones who have to look at that goofy lookin' mug when you visit or when I leave a comment. So, will be it picture number 1
This of course is the current pic..............look away, I'm hideous!
Or will it be picture number 2:
Ewwww..........my apologies in advance for the offensive sight of picture 2.
So you tell me?
Comments (2)
Football is my favorite sport, so i'm actually interested in who your first pick is! If you say Brett Favre, i'll kill you...haha.
You are so hot in both those pictures, but i'd have to say the first one is more my favorite. I think the only reason is because the second one the camera is kind of looking down on you and it gives you some dark circles under your eyes. You look tired in that pic...maybe you are though. So yeah, i think you look bright eyed and bushytailed (did i really just use that word?) in the first pic, so i'm going with that one.
No way in hell Favre will be the first pick. The league is a running back slanted league, meaning that running backs are the most important players. If we do take a QB first we will go with Drew Brees.
Thanks for the compliment. For some reason, I think I look better (or at least younger) in the second pic, however my nose looks endless. The first pic was taken at a piano bar in June of 2009 kinda late and while I was probably drunk. The second one was taken at work in the morning and I'm quite certain I was tired.
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