July 28, 2010
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July 28th
HOLY SHIT!!!! Today is the 95th anniversary of the birth of polka king Frankie Yankovic!
Wow, Sally Shitty Struthers is 6fucking2 today!!!
Whoaaaaa daddy, on this day in 1057 the pope kicked it old school!
Well fuck me silly, on this day in 1586 the first potato arrived in Britain after a long journey from South Africa.
On this day in 1915, U.S forces invaded Haiti and didn't leave until 1924! And to think, Pat Robertson said that Haitians prayed to Satan to get the French to leave, I wonder who they prayed to for the U.S. to leave?
On this day in 1933 Spain recognized the U.S.S.R. Hmmmm.............you would think that being the largest fucking country in the world would be enough to get noticed.
Holy mule fucking shit, on July 28, 388 at Battle at Aquileja: Emperor Theodosius beats Emperor Magnus Maximis. Jeez remember the days when Magnus Maximis never lost?
In 1906 on this day, the Yankees turned a triple play and beat the Indians 6-4!
On this day in 1742 Prussia & Austria sign peace treaty, but it only lasted for one turn and the whole time Prussia was building up armies and hoping the roll of the dice went their way..............oh wait, that was the game Risk.
In 1540 on July 28, English King Henry VIII marries Catharine Howard, his 5th wife. He beheaded her before they even made it out of the church. He still had sex with corpse though and beheaded her maid of honor when the Catharine Corpse couldn't get pregnant.
On this day in 2061 31st recorded perihelion passage of Halley's Comet will occur, unless the comment stops to take a piss somewhere around Mars.
July 28, 2005 The Provisional Irish Republican Army call an end to their thirty year long armed campaign in Northern Ireland.. What a shame. If they had just held out for another two months they would have won a chance to be on American Idol.
On July 28, 1977....................nothing happened.
Comments (2)
I'm assuming a happy birthday is in order!!
Actually, the happy birthday would be for my best friend. Long story short, my two best friends and I have this crazy tradition in which we non acknowledge each others birthdays. Well I decided to take it to the next level by texing him a bunch of shit that happened on his bday and also doing this post, knowing that on rare occasions his girlfriend sometimes reads it.
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