September 7, 2010

  • Secretary of State Random Johnson

    Are you like me, do you hate fucking mosquitoes? Well not fucking the mosquitoes, but just how much they fucking suck. I got a mosquito bite  on my lower leg about a week and a half ago and I'm completely powerless over it. I've clawed and scratched away at it so much to the point that it has been bleeding. And yet, it's still itchy. I've taken to wearing a band aid and higher sock to save myself from myself, but yet, I still try scratching it. What's even worse is that because its on my lower leg it gives me three options to scratch it; both my hands and my left foot!

    When I was a kid, I always wanted to be Barbara Mandrell.

    Well I think I'm getting to the point where I might need to get a new car. I've been having this occasional problem in which the traction light goes on because the car thinks I'm not on a dry surface. And in some cases, the car dies out. What sucks is that I left in the shop for 3 days while I was on vacation and they ran tests and tried to duplicate the problem and couldn't. The car will be 10 next year and has over 112,000 miles on it. Everybody says I can get another 50,000 miles out of it and while they might be correct, right now I've got no piece of mind when I'm driving it. I've got my sights on the Honda Insight, but would really love to try to eek out another year out of my car.

    Come to think of it, I think most of you don't even know who Barbara Mandrell is. Wait, actually, I'm not entirely sure who she is, but the world wide internets says she is a country singer. Hmmm..................why did I think she was a science teacher?

    I've really got thing to write about. Does it show?