January 26, 2011

• More Mike Facts

  So people are always doing posts with fun facts about themselves. Since I couldn’t come up with things to write about, I thought I would take the easy route and list disturbing facts about me:

  • I once murdered a man. Except replace the word man with an entire faml……….uhhhhh, wait, maybe I shouldn’t put that, after all it’s going to sound like a confession. Come to think of it, maybe I should forget all about the disturbing facts and just do some fun facts instead of disturbing facts.
  • As pathetic as it might be, at a whopping 5 feet, 6 inches, I am the tallest person in my family. And the 5’6 is rounding up! My parents were both short and obviously had short kids. Hell, my 46 year old sister is only 4’7. Our family is so short, that even our dog was small.
  • I was born with four birth defects: epilepsy, a heart murmur, a cyst on my junk, and a twin brother. While I out grew the epilepsy, the murmur and had the cyst removed while I was a baby, I can’t seem to get rid of the twin.
  • I can’t remember if I ever put this before, but I sat fourth row at a Chicago Cubs game and fourth row at a Chicago Bulls game on the same day, April 8, 2003. What is even more amazing is that I was early to both games and somehow managed to go from Wrigley Field on the north side to downtown to the United Center on the west side during rush hour in a little more than an hour.
  • My mom was the last of nine and I’m tied for the youngest of six. My mom was born in 1934, my dad in 1930. My mom’s oldest brother was born in 1920! Somehow, he is still alive. I’ve got cousins who have kids that are older than me. It’s kind of funny. 
  • My social security number is…………..oh, wait, I’m being told I’m illegal and don’t have a social. DAMNIT! Strike that from the record as well, as that could be used as evidence as well.

  And I’m spent!

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