February 15, 2011

• Now You’re In New York

  I haven’t had a chance to post pictures of my New York trip yet, the main reason being because like a moron, I forgot my camera at home. Fortunately though my good friends who went on the trip with me brought their cameras so here are some pics courtesy of my friend Kristine.

  
  There is our view of Times Square from the corner of………shit, I don’t remember. But, if you look closely, you can see the world famous ball that drops.

  
  Can you guess how many seconds we had to go until 2011? If you guessed 69 seconds then you are either really really  horny or a total and complete dumbass.

  
  Here you have Lady Liberty shortly before the Republicans had her deported back to France. I bet they would have let her stay if she were white.

  
  I was told this was a really good picture of me. Could it be my new profile pic?

  
  That is the Naked Cowboy with my friend Kristine. He isn’t totally naked though………..he is wearing a guitar!

  
  Ohhh, the American Idiot musical was amazing, especially if you are a Green Day fan.

  
  We ran into Mikhail Gorbachev. I’ve always wanted to try to scrub that damn thing off his head. Turns out, he will stand there while you try!

  
  I kissed a manly girl and I liked it; the taste of her wax lips!

  
  I’m sooooo doing that the next time I’m in the Oval Office!

  
  You’d be surprised……………turns she can really use a trim in the carpet region if you know what I mean.

  
  I swear he was hung like a fucking moose!

  So those are my pics for now. I know the trip was more than a month and a half ago, but better late then even later, right?

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