March 14, 2011
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SABJD
I know I have posted on this before, but today, March 14, is a very important day. For those of you that don’t know, it is Steak and Blow Job Day. Don’t believe me? Well perhaps these two websites can help you out:
http://web.archive.org/web/20021211223105/www.stormandbirdsey.com/Storm+and+Birdsey/Miscellaneous/SteakandBJDay2002.htm
http://steakandbjday.com/history.php
Great. This is just what I need. A day to celebrate two fucking things that I don’t get nearly enough of. So which do you think I’ve had most recent? Well, I haven’t had a steak since last summer…………..the blow job, well that was much more recent than last summer but still not recent enough. I think I should change that. Than again, steaks cost money and some would say blow jobs cost money too. Ideally it would be nice to find somebody who could give me both without it costing me a dime!
The funny part though about money and cocks is that they are both things that guys lie about. Does anybody else find it ironic that the two things guys lie the most about are in their pants: their dick and their wallet. Of course, when you think about it, you really can’t have one without the other. I mean, the best way for a guy to get a good working over of his knob is to open up the wallet and spend, spend, spend! This is true for gay guys and straight guys. And why not? After all, nobody wants to date a cheap motherfucker who ain’t willing to spend a little money on the person they are trying to fuck. The way I see it, if somebody is going to be nice enough to shower my cock with attention, the least I can do is buy dinner.
Now as for me, I’ve never found the need to brag or lie about either one. Perhaps it is because I am at heart, a cheap motherfucker. Also, I’m comfortable with the two and a half inches I’m packing down there. Wait. Shit that came out wrong. Two and a half inches…………….uhhhh, meaning my wallet, yeah, that’s it.
But just why are guys so insecure about the stuff in their pants? Honestly, I bet every guy is insecure about one or the other. But why? I mean, it’s not like it’s easy to change either one. Than again, I guess at the end of the day, it’s all about the cock getting action and it is just so much easier to get if something is big; albeit the cock or the wallet.
Comments (3)
Amen.
I think guys who have decent sized dicks have an inner confidence small dicked guys don’t. I’ve found the small dick guys were more attentive with foreplay but it is a serious letdown once you get to sex because I just wanted to be pounded away on and I can barely feel their kiddie hotdog. I never fuck a small dicked guy again if he can’t make me cum from sex.
No matter how big his wallet!!
I’m a total size queen when it comes to cocks, I LOVE a big, thick, juicy cock. So which is better for you to have a guy with a long cock or a guy with a thick cock?