August 9, 2011
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The Greatest Stress Relievers
I read something today that said that the average adult laughs 15-100 times a day, while the average six year old laughs 300 times a day. Wow, 300 times a day, that is fucking great. And for those of you that laugh only 15 times a day, shit, you must live miserable fucking lives. I also read that, big shock, laughing is a great way to relieve stress.
For me the two biggest stress relievers are laughing and orgasms. They are also the two things that humans do that you can't possibly describe how they feel; they are just things you have to experience for yourself to understand. And honestly, who doesn't enjoy laughing or orgasms. If you don't enjoy both, than you are probably not somebody that I would ever want to meet as you would just simply be too damn depressing to be around.
One of the problems with the world is that not enough people are getting enough of both. This is one of the many reasons why weed should be legal. Look, everybody always laughs their asses off when stoned. And most stoners are basically peaceful people, especially when they are baked. I mean, could you imagine how much better the world would be if everybody got stoned and had orgasms at least 3-5 times a week? I guaranfuckingtee you stress levels would go down considerably as would violence. Nobody wants to fight when they are stoned; for the most part they wanna fuck. Okay, so they wanna fuck all the time even without the weed, but with the pot they laugh their asses off first.
So I say everybody should toke and tug: toke the weed and tug the cock. Or for females they can toke and poke. Wow, that sounds like a great motto; hell I think this whole thing could catch on with catch lines like that.
Comments (5)
I've noticed i laugh a lot more now that i have children. Their laughs are contagious and their behavior is hilarious at times. Like yesterday, Ella dropped something on the floor and she says, "Oh my gosh, oh Jesus." It was the funniest thing i have ever heard because i say the exact same thing, but she has a much cuter voice saying it!!
Welcome to my life. But it's 2-3 a night.
I vote you for president!!!! LOL. I'm not sure I've ever experienced a laughing orgasm.... I'm usually too into the orgasm part.... but after sometimes I laugh... hmmm.... interesting.
laughing orgasm.............shit that would be the fucking best! honestly, would it get any better then that. I'll pass on the president job though.
yeah kids are funny, my brother keeps telling me funny ass stories about stuff his kids do. At that age though, they are like parrots, repeating everything you say.
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