August 10, 2011
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Just An Ink Spot
Why is it that every fucking asshole now has a tattoo or 15. Back in the day, tattoos were cool because so few people had them but now everybody has them. I used to want a tattoo, but the uniqueness of a tattoo has worn off because, everybody has one. And what’s worse is that most of them don’t seem to be original in the least. I swear to fuck, if I see another dipshit moron with a fucking tribal tattoo I’m going to point at him, laugh, and tell him he looks like a fucking jackass. Okay maybe I won’t do that for fear of getting my ass kicked. But, rest assured, I will certainly think it.
I’ve been told that getting a tattoo is addicting; that once you get your first one you want to get more and more and more and so on. So then you have these losers who have tattoos up and down both of their arms, on their chest, on their back, pretty much everywhere on their body but their taint between their genitals and asshole, or the area that I like to refer to as the neutral zone. It’s disgusting and unattractive. You can be the hottest person in the fucking world, but that many tattoos is a turn off. Furthermore, the tats seem to run into each other and they look like a fucking mess. It’s like their whole body is a disorganized puzzle. I know a lot of people get tattoos of something that is important and meaningful to them but honestly, how meaningful can it be if it shares space with the other 500 ‘meaningful” things in your life.
I guess tattoos are a sign of rebelion and youthfulness, which is fine and all. But these very same people who have the tattoos think they are really fucking special and different from the rest of the world because they have a tattoo, well guess fucking what, you aren’t so special now that, oh, EVERYBODY HAS ONE. It used to be that only bikers and sailors got them. Then rock stars. Then all of a sudden athletes started getting them. Then movie stars. Now you can’t take a piss without running into somebody on your way to the bathroom, actually in the bathroom, and on your way away from the bathroom who has at least one tattoo. And that is at work. In a bar? Forget about it, shit being tattooless makes you stick out like a black person at a NASCAR race.
What is amazing is just how damn cool these people think they are. What is it about tattoos that make people think they are bad asses? Is it the pain? Maybe the blood? Shit, it can’t be the ink, fuck, all of us have had something drawn on them at some point in their life. Getting a tattoo doesn’t make you a bad ass. Hell, I don’t know what makes a bad ass a bad ass, shit, I’m about as far away from being a bad ass as a fucking boy scout, but I do know tattoos don’t equal bad ass.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go pierce my cock hole; nothing says bad ass like having so many piercings that you have to resort to piercing your cock!
Comments (4)
LMAO.. You crack me up! I totally agree. I will say I have 3 tattoos, and the addiction thing is a real deal if you are inclined to that sort of thing… but the all over shit, or just random crap that appears to have been placed without any thought in their head as to how its centered or balanced….. gah.
I think of the tatts now not as “badass.” cause you’re right, everyone has them, and they hurt but frankly shoving out a kid hurt way more…. but I think of them as art (in some cases.)… mine sorta mean things, but idk… I still totally agree with you. People walk around like its a status symbol or something, like it makes them all mysterious and bad ass and cool…. and those people are just douchebags, the end.
And those people that have like their entire face tattooed with weird shit, dragon faces or to make themselves look like a skull??? What the fuck is that about?? Or have those fake horns implanted and all that??? MORONS.
My sister and i have the same tattoo. It’s what Ryan calls my “tramp stamp.” It was a choice we made on a whim when we were young. Do i regret it? Not at all. Do i want more? HELL NO. I never understood the addiction part of it. I have it in a place i can easily hide….any other place would be harder to hide. Ella has seen my tattoo and asked about it and as a mom, i feel weird about it now. It feels trashy almost. Oh well…too late now! At least it has meaning!
oh could you imagine what those people with face tattoos will look like when they are 80? Then again, are they even the type of people who will even make it to 50; shit, forget 80
haha………..tramp stamp. where is it on your body and what it is exactly? i do think that is kinda cool getting the same tattoo to bond you with her.