November 29, 2011

  • The Plan

    As sad as it may seem, I’ve never been the type of person who sets goals for myself. But at the beginning of 2010 I made a decade resolution to go to three places by the end of the decade: 1. The Kentucky Derby 2. Mardi Gras 3. Times Square on New Year’s Eve. Much to my surprise, I managed to actually already accomplish one of those goals when I was in Times Square last New Year’s Eve. At the start of this year, two of my goals were to learn how to swim and to remodel my kitchen. Well, I recently learned how to float and kinda swim and have remodeled my front room, hallway and bedroom. While it was not my kitchen it was still a pretty big accomplishment.

    So now I’ve been thinking about the future should I be so lucky to live long enough. See, in about 5-6 years I should have my house paid off if I continue to keep paying extra on my mortgage each month. This means I will have no mortgage at a young age; my late 30s/early 40s. Of course, this frees up tons of money each month. And since I have been bit by the travel bug and seem to be getting more and more comfortable flying, I’ve decided that after I pay my house off, I want to start traveling the world.

    I’ve always loved traveling. I would go as far as to say that it is even a bit of a passion of mine. Yet, I have only been out of the country once and that was to go to Puetro Vallarta in Mexico in 1999. Of course this means there is still tons of the world to see. I’ve long said that I want to go to every country in the world. Except of course the ones that behead Americans. Or execute gays. I guess that means I can pretty much cross the entire middle east off my list. And much of Africa as well. Leaving me with the rest of the continents which in spite of what dumbass Justin Bieber thinks, does not include the north pole (last week on Letterman when asked to name the seven continents, he struggled to come up with all seven, eventually saying the north pole).

    Now I would like to ease into this whole thing so the first place I will visit after I pay off the house is London. I would not have to learn another language and of all the world’s countries, England is probably the most like America and in the grand scheme of things, is not an extremely long flight. Plus my poor looking teeth would actually look great compared to the British.

    So now I’ve got more goals and or plans. The key to these though are only paying off my house but also having the money for such expenses and also most importantly, being alive and healthy enough to take these trips. Oh, and ideally hopefully finding somebody to travel the world with but that is not as essential as actually being alive to be able to travel.

Comments (7)

  • First…floating is swimming, and if anyone wants to argue with me, I’ll roshambo them.  Second…you remodeled quite a bit of your place…that totally counts.

    Now…travel.  Xanax is your friend.  I hate flying.  HATE.  FLYING.  To the extent where I will simply just not get on a plane, even if I’m actually at the airport.  Thankfully, with the help of a little pill called Lexapro, I can now fly like a champ (ok, so flying wasn’t my only issue, but for the sake of this argument, we’re going to go with it).  A lot of my friends have to pop a xanax when flying…no shame. 

    As for traveling…YAY!!!  Obviously, I have been bitten by the travel bug as well, but there are TONS of places that you could go.  I can personally vouch for the Netherlands being “Europe Lite”…basically, everyone speaks English, it’s super easy to get around in, and Amsterdam is basically the Vegas of Europe.  No joke.  It’s kind of awesome.  As for the Middle East, honestly…you don’t have to rule the whole place out.  So long as you can have the self restraint to not put your hands down the pants of every man you see, it’s not like people would be able to look at you and go “OMG…He’s GAY!”  Yeah…you’re not wearing a sign.  Plus, with your dark hair and olive coloring, you’d blend in better than me and my super-white husband who looks like Hitler’s youth.  That being said…my ass ain’t stepping foot in that region until they get their shit settled, so I totally understand.

    If you’re ever in Europe in the next year…totally look me up!  I’ll show you around!

  • Traveling! Yay! Or travelling, as they say in London. Been to London in 98 and liked it a lot. Friends of mine live there and I’ve been meaning to visit for ages. Damn, it’s just two hours on the plane from here. Bookworm is right about Amsterdam. Great city! Go there! And from there it’s just a hop over to Germany But make sure you come to the South, hear me?

  • Thanks for the tips! and should I somehow find myself in europe in the next year (shit, you never know……….a year ago I never would have thought I would have gone to L.A. and Key West this year) I will be by!

  • oh and i’ve ALWAYS wanted to go to Amsterdam………….sounds awesome.

  • I definitely want to make it to Germany at some point as well.

  • I hope you get to do all those things, because I know how the bug feels if you can’t follow through!!! We’re hoping to take more trips once the albatross is gone…oh,… I mean… teenager is graduated… it will be like we have paid off a house!! Yay!!

    I hear that Amsterdam is a giant fun filled bag of party! I’ve always wanted to go to Ireland. That would be my first choice if I got one… but it’ll probably be somewhere tropical and reached by cruise boat…

  • I love that you are crossing off things on your bucket list. Life is too short! Enjoy 2012!!

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