January 15, 2012

  • The Reverse Lebron Or Bizzarbrow

    Now the Tim Tebow's team has been eliminated from the playoffs, we are going to be hearing a whole heck of a lot less about him, but I wanted to get one more post in about him before he goes away for 10 months. Many people have different opinions of Tebow but he is pretty much a polarizing figure; you either love him or hate him. That being said, I think he is kind of the exact opposite of another polarizing figure, LeBron James. Allow me to give you a little comparison:

    LeBron- Is great for the first three quarters of a game before sucking ass and blowing it in the fourth.
    Tebow- Is awful the first three quarters of a game until finally playing good in the fourth.
    LeBron- Looks much older than what he actually is
    Tebow- Looks much younger than he actually is.
    LeBron- Quite possibly might be the most self centered, narcissistic athlete in all of pro sports, always giving himself credit for everything while forgetting all about his teammates.
    Tebow- Quite possibly might be the most God centered, humble, athlete in all of pro sports, always giving Jesus credit for everything while forgetting all about his teammates.
    LeBron- Has children out of wedlock and presumably has had much sex with many different ladies.
    Tebow- Has never had an orgasm.
    LeBron- About as straight as a player can get, unless you consider his weird homoerotic friendship with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh.
    Tebow- Quite possibly gay, after all just look at his mannerisms, laying the Christianity on soooooo thick and his lack of a girlfriend.
    LeBron- Left Ohio to play in Florida
    Tebow- Left Florida to play in Denver.

    And with that, a farewell to Tebow for 10 months. Hopefully, we can get rid of LeBron sooner and for even longer.

Comments (4)

  • "Has never had an orgasm." bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

    In Europe we don't hear much about NFL. I know the names of some of the teams but I actually have no clue. BUT I know Tebow. He's all over the Internet.

  • I thought of doing a Tebow post myself, after last nights ass kicking, but I'm glad you did. Much better than mine I'm sure. I, too, have speculated that he's probably a deeply closeted gay.. yesterday, in the pre-game crap that goes on all day, I commented about how they focus SO much on Tebow, like he's the only player on the team, and how that so isn't fair to the rest of his team... if he were standing out there alone with just himself and "God", he would get creamed. Mark pointed out that its "all about Brady" for the Pats (which is our team, make no mistakes)... but it isn't the same at all... You hear about the other players... yes, Brady is awesome and amazing and gorgeous and all those things, but we also hear about Welker, and Gronkowski and Hernandez and even about Ochocinco (although that is usually negative, lol)... I cannot name ONE other Bronco. It isn't fair.

  • I'm in the hate tebow camp. Like Jesus gives a shit about football. He just needs to take his shirt off and shut the fuck up. He won't ever come
    Out if he is gay and not only because of his religion but because there are no out football players. Thats probably why he is so religious, gotta hold onto something when you are hiding who you are.

  • so i guess that means you find him hot? I think he is kinda hot too; I've seen him shirtless, looks good. He is not the type who would ever come out; it would be a situation like Ted Haggard in which he is caught in some sort of situation that outs him.

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