January 17, 2012
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Shittacular!
I’ve had a really shitty couple of days. I guess it kind of all started Saturday. I’m in a fantasy football league that goes all the way through until the NFC and AFC championship games, which are this upcoming weekend. A friend and I got a team together and were fortunate enough to make the playoffs. We were even more fortunate in that we won our first playoff game. So this weekend, we drafted really well for our team against this other guy who had been out of the country for the past week and was drafting with us over the phone on the way home from the airport Friday night. We were lucky enough to draft Tom Brady but then dumb enough not to fucking start him, instead going with Drew Brees and Eli Manning. Not bad. In fact, on just about any other week, this would have been great. But, this was not any normal week. Brady threw six touchdown passes, three of which went to a player who our opponent had. After the first game of the weekend, the Saints at the 49ers, we had a huge lead. After the last game of the weekend, the Giants and Packers, we had lost. With the loss was a chance to play for the championship. Hell, all we had to do was win and we would have made money. But we lost.
Sunday while driving, I got a text and I struggled to get my phone out of my pocket as I drove. Well I must have done something wrong, because the damn phone stopped working. Kind of. While the actual cell phone was totally fucking dead, somehow it still worked through the Ford Sync. Don’t ask me how, I have no fucking clue. Long story short, I never got the damn thing to work so I took it to Sprint to be looked at and they were unable to even get it to work. So they gave me a brand new phone, the exact same kind I had. Unfortunately though, I lost EVERYTHING, contacts, pictures, ringtones, text messages, I mean everything. Fuck, do you realize how many pictures of my dick are on that thing?
Being the holiday, I was going to work from home on Monday. I had gotten a remote all set up on my computer so that all I had to do was pretty much roll out of bed, have some breakfast and work. Well as it turned out, while I was able to get it working on Saturday and Sunday, I never actually tried the main system I needed to work and of course, as things were going, it did not work on Monday morning. So, I had to fucking go into work.
Uggh, I guess it wasn’t all that bad. I mean if this is my idea of a bad couple of days I guess I should consider myself lucky.
Comments (3)
That’s always a bummer when you’re all ready for a lazy day but then it turns out not to be. Luckily there are a few holidays in Feb and you’ll get to finally just roll out of bed, eat breakfast, and work from home. Why would you have to work at all on a holiday? Some deadline coming up?
Bad things come in groups of three so just be glad it’s over
Sorry about the lost penis pics though!
We are just really busy at work and backed up. Technically we were closed so I didn’t have to deal with any customers, but had the chance to work from home for the first time ever.