January 29, 2012

  • Don't Blame Newt

    I don't know how many of you realize this, but right now we are all very fortunate to be alive and share this planet with one of the greatest people who has ever lived: Newt Gingrich. As a matter of fact, I'm not even so certain that a little peon like myself is worthy to even mention his name. But, I can't very well post about one of the top 10 greatest people to ever live without mentioning his name. I'm thinking though that I probably should adjust how I refer to him though. I should refer to him as President Elect Gingrich, since it is a forgone conclusion that he will not only be president but also have at the very minimum two terms as president and possibly more once all of America recognizes that he is the greatest president/world leader in the history of mankind and in fact, one of the top five people to ever live.

    The problem though is that right now, while he runs for the Republican nomination, the liberal elite media has the audacity to ask about his record and his life. For example, at a recent debate, PRESIDENT ELECT GINGRICH (his greatness mandates that his name be in all caps) chided the media for daring to ask a question about the rumor that he asked his second wife for an open marriage. Damn that media, it is all your fault for getting his former wife to recount him asking her for an open marriage. After all it was totally her fault and her fault alone that she got multiple sclerosis forcing PRESIDENT ELECT GINGRICH to find somebody else who was more worthy to receive his seed. The media should be ashamed.

    Just like his first wife, who should be ashamed and condemned for having the gull to get cancer while married to PRESIDENT ELECT GINGRICH. After all, nobody with cancer should be allowed to sully one of the top three people who has ever lived by coming into contact with him. Because of PRESIDENT ELECT GINGRICH'S strong and passionate love of his country, he had no choice but to cheat on his wives with other ladies. This of course is squarely the fault of the America hating liberals; if they loved America even a quarter as much as PRESIDENT ELECT GINGRICH than he would not have to love America even more, leading him to cheat on his wife.

    So what exactly is PRESIDENT ELECT GINGRICH doing with his life right now? Well you can be certain he is not a lobbyist for any company or corporation, that is for sure. I mean, when a normal person gets paid by industries and corporations to lobby on behalf of them to congress, it is called a lobbyist. When PRESIDENT ELECT GINGRICH speaks to congress on behalf of corporations, it is something totally different.

    Now unfortunately PRESIDENT ELECT GINGRICH is forced to actually run for president instead of just be allowed to become president because he wants to. This process also entails debates, which are totally unfair should PRESIDENT ELECT GINGRICH some how manage to lose a debate. It is not his fault, but instead the fault of the liberal elite media which asks that the audience keep quiet during the debate, which clearly is not fair to PRESIDENT ELECT GINGRICH because, after all, how could you expect people to be quiet and control themselves when they are in the nearby presence of PRESIDENT ELECT GINGRICH, after all he is only the greatest person who has ever lived.

Comments (4)

  • What interests me is the candidates' views on policy not the latest character assassinations cooked up by the ruling class.

    Until we start thinking for ourselves and not how the Press and the Washington establishment want us to think, our country is going to continue going down the tubes.

  • I can't stand Gingrich. He isn't getting my vote. Ron Paul 2012

  • Thanks for the comment. I actually do think a candidates personal life should be off limits; after all it is really nobody's business. What really turns my stomach about Gingrich though is that he spent so much time vilifying Clinton for cheating on his wife all the while the hypocritical asshole was cheating on his own wife. Than there is his view on gay marriage which he is against because he views marriage as between a man and a woman. Yet, he supposedly wanted an open marriage and he cheated on both his wives (and hell, let's face it, probably on this wife too). When one rallies so much for family values, you make your own marriage fair game.

    And I disagree with you, I don't think how the press and the Washington establishment wanting us to think one way is not what is leading our country to shit, quite honestly, this is the way it has always been in good and bad.

  • Thanks for the comment. I've got mixed feelings about Paul, although I do agree with some of what he says and love that he is honest and doesn't pander.

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