June 3, 2012
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The Hatfields VS The McCoys
I had absolutely nothing to do last night so I got myself roped into all six hours of the History Channel’s The Hatfields and the McCoys. Wow was that some interesting and crazy shit. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with people? Just how exactly do things get so far that most of the families are dead from violence against each other? And then it nearly dragged in the rest of the two states. I guess that is macho testosterone for you though and the bloodlust of revenge.
But like I do when I watch something that is about history, my mind wanders to all sorts of crazy shit. For example, do you think they trimmed their pubes back in the 1800s? I’m guessing not because after all the guys had these long ass full fucking beards that they let grow all wild and crazy (probably as a sign of masculinity) so I would imagine they let the pubes go totally ape shit.
And speaking of genitals, did they have a lot of oral sex back then or even the centuries before then? Shit, people wore such heavy clothing and there was no AC or even sprays to make THAT region smell better if you catch my drift. I could only imagine somebody starts to go down on somebody and gets a whiff of what has been brewing down there all damn day in the 95 degree heat underneath that thick, heavy clothing, I don’t care how much you like going down on somebody, there is just no way somebody is eatin that stink pie.
Back then they did a whole hell of a lot of walking to get where they were going at least when they didn’t have a horse. With roads and signs not being plentiful, what if you took a wrong turn while walking and got lost? Hell I get lost really easily in a car with maps or GPS and a lot of times it takes me a few minutes or miles down the road before I realize I’m lost. Back then if you are walking and it takes you five miles before you realize you are lost, you might as well start a new life because who the fuck knows when and if you will ever make it home again. Oh sure, you might not make a wrong turn into the ghetto, but what if you happen upon the land of some gun crazy nut job who fires upon everybody who comes near him? Or, worse yet, what if you come across a bear?
Ahhh history. You gotta love the advancements of society.
Comments (5)
They most definitely didn’t do any trimming back then…men OR women. Hell, that didn’t even start until the 80′s or later! Have you seen old porn? WOW…talk about some major bush!
You know, I’ve wondered about that oral sex thing myself..
I’ve never wondered about the oral, or the trimming… but now it’s natural to think of it… whenI was little, me and my dad would watch westerns together, and i used to wonder how they brushed their teeth… cause you know the cowboys always had nasty ass teeth (except the hero who someone always had gorgeous teeth)…
I almost wanna say that they probably never thought to go down on each other back then… but that’s just naive.. why wouldn’t they think of it? We think about it all the damn time… (cough cough)…or me anyway… but maybe since EVERYONE stank to hell, it wasn’t so noticed?? I feel nauseous thinking of the ball sweat smell after DAYS and WEEKS of no washing… but hey… maybe back then it didn’t matter?
Saw the show and loved it… id totally go down on johnsee… maybe even Cap. Haha.
@storyofmylife87 -Ohh fuck Johnsee was so damn fucking sexy, I would blow the fuck out of him. And even Cap, although I would have to do something about the eye. And I even looked at pictures of the actor who played Cotton and even he was kinda cute.