October 2, 2012
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Stinktonia
What the fuck is with people not practicing socially acceptable hygiene? Seriously. Why the fuck do people stink? Now I’m not referring to people who have some sort of condition that makes them stink. I’m referring to people who just don’t shower or bathe often enough to prevent themselves from stinking. Or maybe they don’t wash their clothes enough and they were stink ass clothes. I swear I seem to come across stinky people more than the average person or perhaps maybe I just have a better sense of smell than the average person. I don’t know. But I’m always the one who seems to smell the stink before others. I dealt with a guy today who fucking REAKED to no end. And what was even worse was that his nastafunk seemed to spread to other inanimate objects he touched like a pen and paper. And then I touched it. And my hands stunk. And I was worried that his stench spread to me, you know, kinda like that episode of Seinfeld in which Jerry’s car had BBO (beyond body odor) from a valet and the stink attached itself to Jerry and Elaine.
Were these people not taught that you need to shower every day. Or shit, if not everyday than every other fucking day, that is at least a little bit more reasonable. And what is with their family or friends if they have any. I know it’s embarrassing and a tough thing to bring up, but how the fuck does their family let them walk around like that? I know if it was me, I would want SOMEBODY to quietly point out to me that maybe it’s time that I shower. Of course, that was if I didn’t shower every day. But I do. And so should you. My sister who lives halfway across the country from me once told me that to save money, she showers every other day and uses soap that she makes every other shower. Huh? I’d expect to smell her four rather large states away but for some reason she does not stink, at least not when I see her.
But as for staying clean and fresh smelling the same thing goes for the genital region. Look, shit is all closed up down there the entire day with no air. It is the first thing that gets stinky. You need to know this shit. Before you go doing it with anybody you need to wash that shit. Hell if you expect somebody to go downtown at least give them the courtesy of smelling good, hell it is the least you can do. How the fuck is it that there are people out there who exercise or sweat profusely in some manner and than expect somebody to go down on them without showering first? Are you fucking serious, do you honestly not know how much it stinks down there? And there is no way humanly possible that you can go days without showering and sincerely ask somebody to go down on you without using a gas mask. Look, here’s $10, go buy yourself a clue, a shower, and soap.
And let me get started on breath. Now this is one stinky area that I am rather obsessed about. I have bad breath issues from time to time. Always have. I used to not floss very often or use mouthwash. But, I’ve found that since I started doing both multiple times a day (well not so much the flossing, I usually only do that once a day) I’ve not had as many complaints about my breath. But just in case, I ALWAYS carry around mints or a breath freshener of some kind. And I quite frequently use it, almost to the point of compulsion because, hey I don’t want people to think I stink and not want to be around me. But other people, holy fuck……….there is a high number of people in the world who just do not practice good oral hygiene. Hehehheh, I said oral. But how can these people not realize their breath stinks? Haven’t they ever wondered why every conversation they have is at a 15 foot distance?
I don’t think I go to great lengths or extremes to keep myself, well not smelling great but just not smelling bad. All I expect in return and all that society should demand in return is to just not stink. But yet, people don’t fucking get it. Ugh!!
Comments (3)
I’m totally there with ya on all this, especially the genital region. Although, Gavino can work all day and he still smells and tastes good, it’s fucking weird. I used to make him shower before fucking when he came straight from work but I didn’t once and it was just fine.
@PennyLumpkins - I know some people have a fetish for the whole sweaty thing………and visually, it is damn sexy to see somebody sweating, but smell wise, walking around like that on a daily public basis, well what the fuck
I also have what people close to me call “Super nose” because I smell things in the kitchen that are just THINKING about going bad… and I work in a place where the clientele are mental ill (which is often a cause for bad hygiene) and a place that caters to the indigent, so they don’t maybe have lots of money or whatever… for like soap and running water… so I FELL YA. and as far as “downtown”…. oh YEA… luckily I am married to someone with that same opinion, so things are always clean when we are visiting downtowns… LOL.
In my office, I actually moved the Febreeze from the kitchen into my office, under my desk, so it’s right at my finger tips.
I also have disinfectant wipes and disinfectant spray… depending on who or what I smelled and what they touched, I may use one of ALL of these tools to make sure it does not attach itself to me…. and in all honesty, I have thrown away writing utensils before for this reason….