October 23, 2012
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A Perfect World
Imagine yourself in your perfect world. You are in perfect health. You have the perfect family and friends. You are the right height and weight and can eat whatever you want and not gain weight or suffer any other health ramifications from eating shitty. Everything tastes great. Your orgasms are plentiful and earth shattering. You so filthy flippin rich that you not only never have to work again, but you never have to really do anything again. You can go about your days in any manner in which you like. You don’t have to deal with bullshit from your family or spouse. Everybody gets along; both sides of the family. The weather is perfect when you want it to be perfect. Your life is basically 100% completely stress free. Everything is perfect.
Except. There is no F word. Now I’m not saying you are unallowed to say the word fuck. I’m saying the word doesn’t exist. You are living in a world without the mother of all words; the greatest word ever uttered in any of it’s illustrious forms, the world fuck, fucker, motherfucker, fucko, fuckiest, fucky, fucktard, unclefucker, fucking, fuckinstein, fuckin, fucked, fuckityfuckfuck or any other version. The word doesn’t exist. You get pissed off and sit there searching for the right word to say to describe your rage and you got nothing. Somebody cuts you off in traffic and you want to yell out but the word is not there. You are arguing with some total asshole and want to tell him to fuck off but you can’t; there is no word. You can’t take insults to the next level by calling somebody a total fucking prick, instead they are just a prick, all plain and tame. No yelling at somebody calling them a motherfucker. You just instead have to call them a jerk. Oooooo jerk. Yeah, how weak is that? You wanna get laid. You can’t exactly say “I’m so fucking horny all I wanna do is fuck, fuck fuck.” Nope. That’s all out. Imagine how much worse your life would be. No fuck. You can’t really go off on a great tirade without the word fuck. It’s just not possible. You would have to keep all of the anger bottled up and inside without the proper release. Oh sure, you might be able to let off a little bit of steam. But you can never let it all out without the word fuck. Fuck. It’s that good.
Now, is this a world you would want to live in?
Comments (2)
Yes. Hands down. There would be another word that would take its place.
And your question was LAME t me for the vlog. I was kidding about no sex questions, I figured that’s all I would get. Ha
@PennyLumpkins - Oh, I kinda made up for it with the question i left for your sister’s vlog…………so maybe I will ask another one. what is the size of the biggest cock you’ve been with?