August 28, 2004
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Danel took me shopping at Old Navy today. We were looking for jeans,
and maybe a couple of shirts. I found some jeans and shirts and tried
them on. I hate buying clothes. Like I even know whats good or bad.
Anywho, we were informed that they had some stuff the bag promotion,
where you put as much shit into the bag and get 20% off, but had to pay
for it with your Old Navy credit card. I signed up for one. While I was
waiting to get approved, I was hitting Danel in the head with this Old
Navy promo flag thingy. It was fun, until she decided to start hitting
back. Anywho, as I was paying for the goods, I was talking to the
cashier girl about the fact that they have to wear headsets to keep in
contact with co-workers. I think its pretty nuts, but I guess it works.
Anywho, in this little bin, they had these gay looking sunglasses with
one lense missing. So, I put them on and Danel took a picture.
After Old Navy, we went to the mall. The parking lot was packed due to
a carinval being held in the parking lot. We went to Spencer’s and I
saw a shirt I just had to have. It had a picture of George Bush and it
said “BUSHIT” with two little L’s above and between the U and S. I’m
going to wear it at the poker tournament tonight, since there will be
quite a few Republicans there. Should be fun. After Spencer’s, we went
to Sears to buy socks. I like ankle cut socks, but always have a hard
time finding ones that fit, and today was no exception. How can they
fit shoe sizes 6-12? It was the only size they had. I looked at every
package, and none of them were different. It doesn’t make sense. I
bought them, but I know they are going to be big, just like the others
I own. Am I forever destined to wear socks that don’t fit? Anywho, we
stopped off at Champs on the way out of the mall. I guess, the instyle
now is to wear these really large T-shirts. They were so big, I could
actually wear just the shirt with no shorts and be fine. Danel in fact
offered me $25 to walk around the mall with just the shirt and my
boxers on. Long story short, I’m due in the Will County Courthouse
Monday at 9AM.
